HELLO THERE! I'm a bit conflicted. I can't decide wether to write this story in this book or make a separate book entirely because I have no idea how long it's gonna be. I'm estimating about 10-15 parts???? Sooo if you wanna maybe vote on it you guys do that!
Anyway enjoy some incorrect quotes because...yea
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Sherlock: DAMN IT JOHN
John: wha- what did I do?!
Sherlock: nothing I just blame you instead of myself. I do it a lot when you're not here.
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Mycroft: John. When you moved in with Sherlock you stopped having nightmares.
John: yeah but-
Mycroft: AND. Sherlock literally restarted his heart for you. AND YOU TELL ME YOURE NOT IN LOVE.
John: what? No, it's totally platonic.
Sherlock: *walks out of johns bedroom* yeah, totally. No homo bro.
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John: I like the bridesmaids in purple
Sherlock: lilac
John: ...lilac
*later that day*
John: "lilac" He's so pretentious. Shut up it's fucking purple.
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Lestrade talking to Mycroft: you know.. Johns that type of person to secretly declare his love for Sherlock in French before remembering that Sherlock, too, spoke French.
Mycroft: that is totally true. It happened just last week.
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Sherlock: *lying on the floor* not to self diagnose but I think something is wrong with me.
John: YOUVE BEEN STABBED 28 TIMES. YOURE LITERALLY DYING-
Sherlock: *jumps up* 28 STAB WOUNDS
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YOU ARE READING
Johnlock OneShots!
FanfictionHere! *throws* take the fluff! Oh uhhhh and the angst- and the Johnlock- (ARTWORK NOT MINE!)
