Adding more chapters to this because I can. Starting with more incorrect quotes🤪.
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Sherlock: listen listen listen-
John, half asleep: ..w h a t?
Sherlock: ever since people invaded Area 51 in 2019, things have been going downhill. So so so... we definitely fucked something up.
John: dude...shut up.
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Lestrade: we've got a case for you Sherlock.
Sherlock: go on George..
Lestrade: it's about a girl called Candice.
Sherlock: and who's Candice?
Lestrade: *evil smile*
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Mycroft: there's sex without love, love without sex, then you without both.
Sherlock: *glances at John* ...alright
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Mycroft: you're not a dilf, you're 26, trans and childless.
Sherlock: don't forget a drug addict and mentally ill.
Mycroft: that too
John: what the fuck.
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Anderson: can you talk real quick?
Greg: not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.
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Johnlock OneShots!
FanfictionHere! *throws* take the fluff! Oh uhhhh and the angst- and the Johnlock- (ARTWORK NOT MINE!)
