Why the signs are broke

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Aries: impulsive spending on anything they want in the moment. let's just say... they aren't window shoppers when they get their paycheck...

Taurus: always finding something that makes their space better and more comfy... the more blankets and pillows the better!!

Gemini: anything that catches their eye... literally the most random things. think junk drawer or target $1 section.

Cancer: comfort food all the way. lots of ice cream and snacks... probably for sharing with their loved ones too.

Leo: always splurging on hair product and skin care items, which is not cheap.

Virgo: they will go into a book store and have a FIELD DAY. books, books, books, all types of books. Practical stuff like office supplies and organizing bins.

Libra: makeup, clothes, accessories, shoes, perfume, alllll that.

Scorpio: an open tab at the bar... sHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Sagittarius: impromptu trips, even just driving around an excessive amount resulting in an empty gas tank.

Capricorn: they aren't.

Aquarius: random shit like gemini, but more interesting. Alien blow up type stuff.

Pisces: idk tbh. they just wake up one morning and all their money happens to be gone... y'all wild out last night?


Why am I being called out? ♍ 

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