Aries: 1 tbsp of cinnamon, 3 baseball trophies, 2.5 lbs of sexy, a pinch of crazy.
Taurus: 1 pound of Doritos, 1 pound of chill, a bottle of wine. Bake at 69 degrees for an hour.
Gemini: argue with a box of funfetti cupcake mix until your head explodes. Douse it with Smirnoff and serve cold.
Cancer: 7 cups of sugar, 1 quart of black coffee, 4 slashed tires.
Leo: 5 ounces of orange juice, 1 tube of toothpaste, a year's worth of witty jokes, a tbsp of narcissism.
Virgo: a library card, 3 cups of sarcasm. Don't add salt, Virgo is salty af already.
Libra: 10 cherries (pitted), 22 drunk texts to your ex, a liter of tears.
Scorpio: Add a handful of metal utensils to a microwave and heat for 30 minutes.
Sagittarius: 3 quarts of coconut milk, 2 sticks of dynamite, 1 tsp of wanderlust.
Capricorn: a stack of Benjamins, 3 glasses of chocolate milk, 1 pair of sensible dress shoes. Pour over ice and drink with a bendy straw.
Aquarius: 1 can of emotional swerve, 1 season of Ancient Aliens, a whole jalapeno.
Pisces: a gram of weed, 2 energy drinks, an acoustic guitar. Bake until inspired.
Bitch yes! I have like seven library cards... ♍️
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Zodiac Signs
De TodoWhat does your Zodiac do in random situations? Do the stereotypes match you? What random facts will you find out about your Zodiac? Credit goes to all the horoscope/Zodiac pages I follow on Instagram.
