Aries: I would say god bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Taurus: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Gemini: I think you're are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
Cancer: If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber.
Leo: I might as well call you google, because you have everything I'm looking for.
Virgo: I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Libra: You look a lot like my next significant other.
Scorpio: Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Sagittarius: On a scale of 1 - 10, you're 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
Aquarius: Are you a ninety degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Capricorn: Your calf must ache, because you have been back-marching through my mind all day.
Pisces: I'm no organ donor but I would be happy to give you my heart
Lmfao I can't- These are so bad, I can come up with better ones than these.
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RandomWhat does your Zodiac do in random situations? Do the stereotypes match you? What random facts will you find out about your Zodiac? Credit goes to all the horoscope/Zodiac pages I follow on Instagram.
