Aries: You love like a rollercoaster, full of change and energy, vibrating at high velocity and responsible for a not small amount of deaths every year.
Taurus: You love like a mother, but not in a creepy way. You love like a spider mom. Constantly bursting with sacs of love.
Gemini: You love calmly. Perhaps too calmly. Your heart hasnt beat in years. Your blood moves slowly as the world rockets by.
Cancer: You love like a warship. You are a steady, nigh-unsinkable thing, but explosive if hit in the stern.
Leo: You love like a flock of wild parrots that learned to crave human flesh. Just good enough at talking to trick someone into letting you eat them alive.
Virgo: Your love is a D&D game turned fistfight. Catharsis.
Libra: You had an unrequited crush and so you became the unrequited crush. All of them. You forgot what you look like under so many layers of tanned skin.
Scorpio: Your love is like a new set of art pens, the potential to paint with every color of the wind or more specifically these 16 colors of the wind. You get the job done.
Sagittarius: You are two power bottoms duct taped together at the spine to generate the worlds first perpetual motion machine. Infinite power.
Capricorn: You love like an escaped panther. This aint your comfort zone, not by a long shot, but when has that ever stopped you?
Aquarius: The Lesbian Antlers.
Pisces: You love like an asexual samurai. You're just here for the swords and if it become a problem, you have a sword.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomWhat does your Zodiac do in random situations? Do the stereotypes match you? What random facts will you find out about your Zodiac? Credit goes to all the horoscope/Zodiac pages I follow on Instagram.
