HEADPHONES ‧ k.tsukishima

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞;

'Wait. Tsukishima. What the hell are you doing here at 3am?' Atsuko had just bumped into Tsuki at the convenience store in the early morning. Extremely early morning.

'Huh? Atsuko? What are YOU doing here at 3am.'

Atsuko scowled, 'I asked first.'

'Too bad. Answer the question.'

'Not until you answer mine.' 

'No, answer mine shortie.'

'Answer mine.'

'MINE.'

'SHUT UP BEANPOLE. ANSWER MINE.'

'FINE OH MY GOD. Getting some strawberry shortcake.'

'Wait. No. What the hell. That's my favourite food.'

'Liar.'

'SHUT UP.'

Atsuko and Tsukishima walked over to the cake section. Where, obviously, because the author is such a bitch who needs fluffy content, there was only one cake.

They both glared.

'It's mine, beanpole.'

'Ha, no. Mine.'

'MINE.'

'Don't even try. It's mine.'

'MINE. MINE. MINE.'

'MINE.'

'MINE.'

'SHUT UP SHORTIE. IT'S MINE.'

Atsuko blushed.

'We can share it?'

Atsuko scoffed at her own statement.

'No.' They said simultaneously.

Tsukishima scowled.

'If I get the cake, you can request one thing from me.' 

Atsuko wiggled her eyebrows seductively, 'What about your virginit-'

'NO SHUT UP.' Tsukishima said, bright red.

Atsuko thought for a while.

'Ok. Deal. We'll shake on it.'

'Ew no, Atsuko germs.'

 Atsuko glared and grabbed his hand. and shook it forcefully.

'Now I must get home and finish Hunter x Hunter.'

'Dweeb.'

'IT'S WEEB. NOT DWEEB.'

Atsuko rolled her eyes, held up her middle finger at Tsukki and walked out.

Tsukishima rolled his eyes and laughed. He clutched the strawberry shortcake and went over to the traumatised cashier to pay.

Atsuko was damn cute.

WAIT NO SHUT UP INTERNAL MONOLOGUE-