HEADPHONES ‧ k.tsukishima

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐬;

'So like, I guess I'd call it a sophomore slum.'

'Always crying and always drunk.'

'A few dead, more gone,'

'The rest, well on their way.'

Atsuko was laying her head on Tsukki's lap, both gently singing cigarette ahegao. It was a lazy spring day, both had completed their school work and were making the most out of the good weather. Eri had naruto-ran off to her girlfriend, leaving the two of them in comfortable silence, free of 'your mum's gay' jokes. Both were grateful for this (it was a never-ending fountain of gay jokes coming from Eri's mouth).

Atsuko sighed and leaned up to kiss Tsukki, only to find he was smiling at his phone.

Oh hell to the no.

This man is not scrolling his phone, smiling, whilst his girlfriend lays on his lap.

Atsuko sat up and said in a scarily passive aggressive voice,

'Who are you texting.'

Tsukki raised his eyebrows, 'No one?'

'Ok. Show me your phone then.'

'I- uh. Can't?'

Atsuko crossed her arms and glared, 'Oh you can't?'

She lunged forward and attempted to grab the phone, only for Tsukishima to stand up and hold it away from her.

'No there is no way in hell you are getting my phone!'

Atsuko scowled and stood up, attempting to jump up and grab his phone, despite her height. Tsukki smirked and thanked God that he was this tall.

She gave him a death stare before jumping up once more and grabbing his phone.

His eyes widened, 'WAIT ATSUKO NO-'

Atsuko smiled in victory and looked at the screen, expecting too see some messages open and some evidence of cheating only to see-

'I. . . SANGWOO MEMES- WHAT THE GAY FROGS.'

Tsukishima sighed and sat down in defeat.

'Yamaguchi sent me some links. And then I got hooked in and some of them were actually good and... wait Atsuko where are you going?'

Atsuko sighed and threw his phone back, 'To soak in my disappointment.'

Tsukki laughed, 'See you.'

As Atsuko got onto her bicycle she called out to Tsukki, 'JUST KNOW IF I EVER CATCH YOU LOOKING AT SANGWOO MEMES AGAIN YOU WILL, I REPEAT, WILL HAVE YOUR ANKLES BROKEN- I MEAN GET MURDERED.'

And off she cycled, to soak in her disappointment. Tsukishima smiled and looked at his phone. Hm, one more sangwoo meme wouldn't hurt anyone...

(and then author-chan yeeted from the heavens, broke his ankles and finished the chapter)

a/n: was this chapter helpful in anyway to the storyline? no. sorry emily and freya, i literally don't have the capability to write something serious... rip