HEADPHONES ‧ k.tsukishima

𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧;

'HEY KEY-EN-MAAAA!!!' Atsuko shouted happily, waving her hands frantically. The pudding haired boy scowled and tried to shuffle away, but Atsuko had already grabbed his arm.

'Get off Suko-chan.' Kenma groaned.

Atsuko's eyes watered, 'Suko-chan? Awww, but I'm your senpai Key-en-ma..' 

'I don't care gET OFF.' He scowled as Atsuko wrapped him in a rib crushing hug.

'Key-en-maaaa loveess meee secretlyyyy!' Atsuko sang, twirling the disgruntled and flustered boy around.

'No I don't.'

'Yes you do-'

'No, Suko-chan. I really don't-'

Atsuko grinned, 'Silly Key-en-ma!'

'It's Kenma. Not Key-en-ma.'

'Ok then Key-en-ma!'

'I swear to fucking god-'

Kuroo ruffled Kenma's hair playfully and smiled at Atsuko.

'No need to get aggressive, Kitten.'

Kenma glared, 'Kuroo, I fucking swear if you call me that one more time, I'll-'

The rooster head leaned in and smirked, 'You'll what?'

Kenma fell silent, glaring at the smirking Kuroo whilst trying to hide his evident blush. Atsuko sighed and shook her head,

'Tut, tut, tut. Just like I said. Fruity. You're all fruity.'

Tsukki walked over and thwacked his girlfriend on the head lightly. Atsuko gasped and fainted dramatically, Tsukki just managing to catch her.

'Idiot.' He grumbled.

Her eyes sparkled and she jumped up.

'Kuroo do you still have that bracelet I gave to you a while ago?'

Tsukki raised his eyebrow and took a sip of water, 'Why would rooster head have your bracelet?'

Kuroo looked at Atsuko, surprised she hadn't told Tsukki yet. He scratched his head awkwardly, 'Me and Atsuko dated a while back.'

Tsukishima spat out his water, 'WHAT.' He turned to his sheepish looking girlfriend, 'YOU DATED KUROO?'

Atsuko smiled awkwardly, 'I thought you already knew?'

'Of all the men you could date why a gay rooster head-' Tsukki let out a choked laugh, 'Next you'll be telling me you dated Oikawa..'

Atsuko turned red and let out an embarrassed laugh, 'Well...'

Tsukki turned pale, 'OIKAWA TOO? HE'S AS GAY AS GAY GETS-'

'He was once a straight man. A very fine straight man as well.' Atsuko's eyes softened as Kuroo rolled on the floor laughing. 

A wistful expression crossed her face, 'There was also Terushima...' 

'T-TERUSHIMA?? THE FUCK BOY??' Tsukishima said, face white, as Kuroo, Kenma and Atsuko all giggled. She suppressed her laughter and wrapped her arms around the confused, frightened boy.

'You're the only one for me now, beanpole.' Atsuko pursed her lips. Tsukki sighed and ruffled her hair,

'I better be.' He leant in and whispered, 'I'll remind you later tonight that you're mine, hm?'

She glowed red and Kenma snorted 'Shut up, nobody wants to know about the kinky things you guys get up to.'

Kuroo dice rolled, 'What about the things we do Key-en-ma-'