What The Jashin Is Going On Here?

Sweetness!

Ihai POV

Mmmmmmhhhhh! Smells good. What is it? I asked.

Seasame chicken. Konan replied.

Yeeaaahhh! Better make extra plate for me mommy! I replied excitedly.

Hai. Ihai you know I always do. Konan replied.

Whelp! I gotta go to my room. Oh by the way which on is mine since we are at a new hideout? I questioned.

Deidara! Konan yelled.

Hmm? Deidara replied as he walked in the kitchen.

Has Kazuza made a room for Ihai like he was supposed to? Konan asked.

Umm, Kakuza! Konan needs you, un! Deidara yelled.

What now I was counting money! Kakuza muttered.

Did you finish Ihai's room? Konan questioned him.

It is almost done. It will be done in three days since we are adding another room for the baby. We are also adding a room for when Ihai is on missions. A playroom as well. Ihai's room comes first though. Kakuza replied.

Okay then. Who would you like to room with? Konan questioned.

Deidara! I yelled.

Really I thought you would say Hidan, yeah! Deidara chuckled.

Nopah! Not when I glued unicorns farting rainbows and glitter on his scythe! I replied proudly.

Oi, where is the bitch! Hidan yelled from the basement.

Dei-dei help me to your room fast! I squealed.

Ok,un! Deidara replied while picking me up bridal style and ran up the stairs and made it to his room just as Hidan entered the kitchen.

Konan POV

Alright where is fucking Ihai? Hidan yelled as he waltzed in the kitchen.

You really shouldn't have burned her teddy. Konan replied.

What the fuck! We still on this? Hidan muttered.

Hai, this is only going to get worse unless you apologize and get her something special and no sexual stuff! Konan replied sternly about the sexual stuff.

Hai! Hidan yelled and stormed off.

Hidan POV

What does Ihai like? I thought.

Hey does any of you know what Ihai likes? I questioned.

Huh? She likes dragons. Kakuza replied.

She likes weapons. Kisame replied.

She likes art. Sasori replied.

She likes pranks! Tobi yelled.

She likes chocolate. Itachi replied.

She likes music. Exspecially rock music. White and black Zetsu replied.

There is one thing she needs that she wants though. Sasori replied.

What the fuck is that? I questioned.

Friends her age. Friends that won't run off when we come around her and then we have to kill them. Sasori replied back.

So basically a couple friends? I questioned.

Hai. Orphans to be precise. Kakuza replied.

Why fucking orphans? I questioned.

Because, they would only know what the other orphans tell them and what not. Yeah and if they play ninja and be bad guys you got her friends! Whites and black Zetsu replied.

Ah yes the game where they are really ninja's but the cheer for us. Itachi replied. It will work.

Hai, if the adults tell them to stop or the Akatsuki will take them away and they say cool. You got the right kids. Kakuza replied.

SUPPER IHAI! DEIDARA HURRY UP AND GET IHAI DOWN HERE! Konan yelled.

SWEETNESS! FUCKING FINALLY! I WAS WASTING AWAY! Ihai yelled but stopped when she saw me and grinned.

Oi, sup Hidan! Ihai snickered.

What the fuck up my friend! I replied calmly making her confused.

You ain't yelling that is a first. Ihai muttered.

I am going on a mission later for a self exploration to figure myself out. Is that ok leader-sama? I questioned respectfully.

Holy cheese you didn't swear once! You heard that daddy? Ihai questioned.

Ihai I heard him. Hidan hai you can go how long? Leader-sama questioned.

Long enough for a trip to my old village among others as well. I replied.

Hai you are granted two months at the most. Do not come back we will consider you a rogue Akatsuki. Understand? Leader-sama questioned.

Hai, Konan after supper may I talk to you about what you told me earlier? I asked her.

Hai and Ihai go with Deidara and Sasori. Talk about your adventures and art. Konan replied.

Hai mother. Ihai replied.