Normal pov
I woke up in what I asumed was Hidan's bed and room. He was watching me sleep. I pretended not to be awake until he tried to kiss me. I punched him in the nose.
Shit what the fuck you do that for he yelled.
Well I say. You just tried to fucking kiss me you baka.
I thought you were fucking sleeping. Hidan yelled.
You thought wrong Hidan. Oh by the way I have been awake for a hour you fucker! I screeched.
Pein walked in and said why the is the prison screaming like you Hidan?!
I beat Hidan in responding. He just tried to fucking kiss me. He thought I was asleep. So when he tried to kiss me I broke his Fucking nose. I may be a Jashinist but I ain't as old as him. I am about two years younger than Sasuke. Hidan is such a fucking baka. I screeched with only three breathes.
Hidan said Pein
Yes replied Hidan
She is going to be a handful but I declare to be an Akatsuki member. We are going to train her. Now get her some clothes and bring her to my office. We will be waiting.
Yes leader-sama replied Hidan.

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