Disclaimer
Me: Hi everyone I have a very important message for all my readers!
Sasuke: You are going to stop writing for good?
Me: =_=
Gaara: Duckbutt you upset the author of this book.
Me: Stupid Uchiha. Do you realize how many reads this story has?
Sasuke: Hn, no!
Gaara: It has exactly 390 views on 22 chapters.
Me: Yeah duckbutt that makes an average of of 17.727272727273 readers per chapter.
Sasuke: O_o!
Me: Yeah I just did math and got the answer right get over it duckbutt.
Gaara: You improved exactly 333%. I am impressed.
Sasuke: I thought I would see this day when pigs fly.
* a random pig flys by *
Sasuke: I correct myself when pugs fly.
* a random pug flys by on a broomstick *
Sasuke: Okay today is the day.... you improved now come here TaraPhoenix! * pulls me in for a hug and kisses me *
* Deidara walks in and his face goes =_=! *
Deidara: GET OFF MY BEST FRIEND YOU UCHIHA BEFORE YOU CORRUPT HER VIEW ON MEN! ON ART! ON LIFE!
Me: * pulls away * YOU KNOW THAT DEIDARA IS LIFE! DEIDARA IS THE WAY! DEIDARA IS IN MY HEART FOREVER! DEIDARA IS FOREVER! DEIDARA IS THE TRUE ART BESIDES LIFE!
Deidara: Should I do the important message TaraPhoenix?
Me: Yes then Tobi can do the Disclaimer.
Deidara: TaraPhoenix has entered this story called What The Jashin Is Going On Here? In the Akatsuki watty awards. So please is you like this story please vote!
Tobi: Can Tobi do the disclaimer now! Phoenix-chan?
Me: Yes Tobi and Tobi is a good boy.
Tobi: Yeeeee! Phoenix-chan does not own Naruto. Phoenix-chan is a good girl. Phoenix-chan has never had a boyfriend in her life!
Me: Tobi?
Tobi: Yes Phoenix-chan?
Me: Get ready to run for your life! * pulls out a chainsaw and puts on a hockey mask like in the horror movie *
Tobi: +_+ YOUR THE CHAINSAW MASSACRE KILLER!
Me: NAW THAT WAS HIDAN! I AM JUST FUCKING INSANE AT THE MOMENT PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE CHAINSAW NOISE. * revs the chainsaw *
Tobi: * screaming and runs away *
Me and Deidara: Ha he is so guilble, yeah!
Ihai/Dragon Tamer POV
Plays Darkness by Blackmore's Night and sings while dancing.
Once upon a dark autumn night
I was so very far from sleep
I longed to walk beneath the stars
Into the wood so dark and deep
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What The Jashin Is Going On Here?
ФанфикWho the Hell was that sleeping on our couch? Thought Tobi aka Madara thought to himself. FIND THAT GIRL! Leader-sama yelled. Hai! Leader-sama. Itachi replied and went with Hidan, Sasori, and Deidara. Since Itachi's partner was on a mission with Hida...
