What The Jashin Is Going On Here?

Where Is She?

Hey has anyone seen my our baby doll of this organization? Sasori asked.

Yeah where is she, hmm? Deidara asked.

Yeah where is Kakuza and Hidan weren't they supposed to go tell to get ready to go? Kisame asked.

Hn. They should have back with her by now. Itachi stated.

Where are they. If they do not get here soon I will eat them.White and black Zetsu said.

Tobi is a good boy! Tobi yelled while eating chocolate pocky.

Konan and Leader-sama. Do you know where your daughter is? We sent Hidan and Kakuza after her an hour ago and they still aren't ready to go. Sasori told them.

WHAT THE FUCK! Hidan yelled.

HOW DID THAT SNAKE EVEN GET IN HERE TO SNATCH HER ANYHOW? Kakuza yelled.

I think we now know where she is. Konan replied.

KAKUZA HIDAN GET YOUR ASSES IN MY OFFICE PRONTO! Leader-sama yelled and went to his office with Konan.

Hidan and Kakuza waltzed in leaders office upset.

Do you know what happened to our daughter? Pein asked glaring holes in to them.

H-hai leader. Kakuza replied a little scared.

Where is she exactly? Konan questioned looking at Hidan like she will kill him if he says something bad occured.

H-hai. She left with Orochimaru.... he threatened to hurt her only friend and the one she loves if she didn't. Hidan replied.

So living with us for about a year and a half hasn't made her change much when it comes to my brother. Itachi snickered appearing in the doorway after he was listening through the door.

Yes that is the only person she will not hurt or let get hurt appearently. Konan replied.

It appears so. Well we will give it a few months. I believe Sasuke will find a way to kill Orochimaru and get her out of there safely. He may use her to get to you Itachi. Leader replied.

Don't count on it. Replied Sasori.

Why not? Itachi replied.

She may not help you when your brother finds you but she will not be as cold as you and your brother to do that. She is to loyal to the Akatsuki. Sasori replied.

She is really loyal if she wasn't she would of went with her old team and the boy who raised when she was little, un. Deidara replied.

Yeah she was so fucking loyal she hurt those leaf brats feelings even though it broke her fucking heart of gold. Hidan replied.

Yeah if she wanted to leave she would of when Hidan and Deidara were out numbered she could of easily left but she didn't. Kisame replied.

Okay I get it. She will not hurt this organization on purpose. Itachi snapped.

Well we will wait. Leader replied.

Until then we will postpone the trip. You did not tell Tobi did you? Konan asked.

Tell Tobi what? Tobi wants to know! Tobi yelled.

Oh we did jot want to tell you but Orochimaru forced your friend to leave with him. Oh but do not worry we will find a way to get her back. Meanwhile here is a basket full of sweets. Konan replied.

Does Tobi get a basket of sweets because Tobi was a good boy? Tobi asked.

Yes Tobi that is why. Konan repied.

Yaaaaayyyyy! Tobi yelled and ran from the room with the basket.

Where the fuck you get that from? Hidan asked shocked.

We had our daughter make a bunch for times like these since Tobi doesn't remember a thing said when you say sweets and Tobi is a good boy in one conversation like the one Konan just had with Tobi. Pein replied.

She discovered that? Kisame asked.

And how much did this cost? Kakuza questioned.

Not much since all the candy in the baskets we bought for a dollar and the basket where a dollar each as well. The last time we went to the United States we went the dollar tree and real deals remember Kakuza. She bought all that and her own stuff with her cash from her missions with her old team. She stills has a lot of money as well. Leader replied.

And it is in my room. Remember what happened when someone went in my room who wasn't Pein or my daughter? Konan asked making everyone but leader shudder.

Hai. They all said. 
Good now good night. Leader replied.

Well let us hope that she is safe with Sasuke.

Me: I will never own Naruto if I did Neji would still be alive............. ; _ ;

Sasuke: your such a cry baby Smash

Me: B-b-but I loved N-Neji!!!!!!

Deidara: What is wrong with Smash, hmm?

Sasuke: She is still sulking over Neji dying.

Me: W-w-why d-did h-he d-di-die! Why couldn't i-it b-be K-ka-kashi t-the p-per-verted j-j-jo-jonin!

Deidara: I can make you feel better, un!

Me: o-okay I-I  g-guess s-so!

Deidara:* snickers while pulling Smash down the hall *