What The Jashin Is Going On Here?

the trip or is it?

Kakuza POV

Damn it! I said.

Uh what the fuck is wrong with moneybags?! The babydoll asked.

Oh honey do not mind grandpa Kakuza he is just upset that he has to pay for everyone to go on a vacation. Konan replied.

Damn right I am just because she is depressed doesn't mean my wallet should be! I yelled.

Damn it shut the fuck up Kakuza I have a fucking headache if you do not I will tell Hidan to spend every single cent that is left from this vacation and I will tell dad not to send you on any fucking missions and to send you to a nursing home you greedy bastard! Our babydoll yelled.

Damn she is just as evil as you Konan! Has a mouth like Hidan too! I replied.

Ha you mean I got mouth like my father and brother and am evil like them. Our babydoll replied sadly. Oh they were just like Hidan and Konan put together.

Ha well we should get everyone moving! Our babydoll yelled happily!

Damn bipolar much? I snickered.

No I just have different views on my moods! Our babydoll whispered in my ear.

Fuck how you do that? I jumped.

The world may never know.... Our Babydoll replied creepyly like someone who was way older and wiser than her.

Hidan walked in on the incident.

Have you been taking lesson on how to be creepy from Orochimaru? I asked.

Fuck no he is a pedo! Oro-pedo likes to play with childern and likes to play with Sasuke. That is Oro-pedo's ninja way. She replied.

What fuck?! Hidan yelled.

Me and my adopted granddaughter laughed at their reactions.

Believe it! Oro-pedo plays with childern and Sasuke is his number one plaything. It is his ninja way! My granddaughter yelled.

What did you say? A voice asked.

Damn it Orochimoomoo found me! Our babydoll yelled.

Are you afraid my dear? Orochimaru asked her.

Hell no! I laugh danger in the face and it laughs back! Bitch please you may scare my grandma but you don't scare me not anymore! She yelled.

Isssn't your grandma dead? Orochimaru asked.

Yeah but I visit her every night in the underworld. She smiled a crooked smile. By the way you pedo. She said.

Yesssss? Orochimaru asked.

I see in the distant future you only have about three months tops to live. When you die give Jashin my regards since he knows me! She smiled.

I will be back for you. Don't forget who I have in my clutches. Oh and Sasuke says hi he is not doing well. Orochimaru replied.

Bastard! Stay away from my friend! She yelled.

Then come with me or he will get hurt. Orochimaru replied.

Damn it....... Our babydoll muttered.

What issss your desssscion? Orochimaru asked.

Fine! Hidan if she comes take care of my little sis. Let us go before Pein can stop me. Our babydoll said coldly.

Hidan POV

Shit! I yelled.

Does this mean I just saved like millions? Kakuza asked not knowing what happened since he looked shocked.