What The Jashin Is Going On Here?

Dinner Time

Itachi POV

It is time for dinner come out here now! I told her sternly.

Fuck to the no! The Dragon Tamer yelled.

Yes! Or I will drag you out here! I yelled back.

Fuck no! I ain't coming out! Leave me fucking alone Weasel! She yelled back.

Hn, fine! Go hungry then! I stormed out of the room.

Itachi. Hidan said.

What do you want? I snapped.

You did say her brother looked like me right? Hidan asked without swearing which was a shocker.

Yeah why? I asked.

Let me try then. Was all Hidan said before he went into my room.

Dragon Tamer's POV

I heard someone come in and walk up to me.

Go away Weasel I said leave me the fuck alone! I snapped.

They did not leave but sit next to me and started to hum a melody that my brother hummed to me when I had nightmares.

Buraza? I whispered.

No it is me Hidan. Why did you whisper brother? Hidan asked.

Hehe wishful thinking? I stated more of a question.

Tell me the truth! Hidan whispered.

Well for one only my brother knows that tune and two he told me he learned it from a teenage boy on a mission. I stated bluntly.

Was his name Chie? Hidan questioned.

H-how did you know? I asked.

I was that teen. I was in disguse at the time. He learned it from me. I knew your brother for about a year. All he talked about was you. He called you Airashi tedibea. Adorable teddy am I right? Hidan asked.

Y-yeah. He said if anything was to happen and the village cast me out to basically run until I find the Akuma no otoko. I guess he meant you. I sighed.

Hai, he did but Devil man? Really? Hidan laughed.

Ha yeah he said you were not a real teenager. That you looked exactly him. Hehehe he was not kidding. People called Chie 'Akuma no otoko junior'. My dad was called Jashin's son. I do not know why though. I sighed.

Let us take dinner to my room and we can talk more in private, ok? Hidan asked.

How about we eat with them and then go to your room and talk? I countered.

Hahaha! Hai, ok! Boy you are just like your family! Hidan laughed.

We went to the kitchen and got our plates and everyone looked at us like (o__0!).

Itachi asked Hidan with a look How?

Hidan just said simple I knew her brother and she needed someone to understand her a little.

I laughed and said Hidan how you can figure it out I will never know but if my brother trusted you enough to find Akuma no otoko who looks exactly like him I guess I can to! I smiled a smirk like Sasuke and Weasel the rare smile of the Uchiha.

Itachi? A woman asked.

Yes Konan? Itachi asked.

Why does she have your mothers necklace? Konan asked.

Hn, Sasuke. Why? Itachi asked.

So she is the one from the lendary Uchiha prophecy? Very interesting. Pein what do you think? Konan asked the leader

Well.... he paused.

I sucked in my breath and held it until he continued.

Well what I think is she must be very precious to your brother Itachi. Also is Sasuke has been protecting her he must mean a lot to her since Orochimaru wants her Sasuke will lie and may lose his life but....

Once again I sucked in my breatg which everyone noticed this time.

But the Uchiha are great liars Itachi proved that. Sasuke will proabally kill to protect her so his team would do the same since he threatened them to keep quiet about him finding her. Pein stated.

H-how did you know we ran into each other? I asked.

Well... Konan and I followed you until you dove in the water. Then we followed Sasuke who you called Ducky. Pein said nonchalantly.

Hehehe damn I need to sharpen my ninja skills. I seem to only use them when I am either 1 being attacked or 2 near the village hidden in the leaves. Mainly the land of fire. I said part 2 bitterly.

After me and Itachi train her. Your first mission will be in the land of fire you will be there for a year and a half with a team. You will use chimuwaku. You know what that is?

Chimuwaku? Sorehanandesuku? I asked.

You speak Japanese real well. Konan replied. Chimuwaku is teamwork. Do you not know what it is? She asked.

I just shook my head and sighed. No. I haven't been on a team since age 12. I am 14 now. So yeah I been a loner since well..... age five when my family was killed in front of my eyes so.... only I worked alone until I met Sasuke. He taught me basically everything. Naruto... he he tried to my friend.... Sakura ha she was another fangirl who hated me since Sasuke only talked to me. Shikamaru? Troublesome. Ino? Bitch. Hinata? To shy but not afarid of me. Neji he was the one who took and practically raised me since nobody would. Hehe well Kiba he just.. he just... I do not know he was just Kiba. Must all of Naruto's friends tried to get me to talk. So did not happen. Then I got banished. Sasuke left  and found me later on. They all tried to Sasuke back. Hehe like he would go back without me. I guess Naruto tried to find me but could not. I need to be alone only Hidan may bother me. I said as I left the table to the living room.