What The Jashin Is Going On Here?

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Ihai POV

Up and adam! Time to get a move on! I yelled.

Shut the fuck up bitch! Karin yelled.

Who is the bitch? The only one I see who follows Sasuke like a lost puppy is you Karin. I retorted.

I. Am. Going. To. Hurt. You. Karin gritted out each word.

Okay you two! Knock it off! Sasuke yelled.

B-but she s-started it! Karin whined.

No you started it. Your just a low life. A mangey dog. A bitch! Sasuke corrected her.

B-but I t-thought you l-liked m-me! Karin whined.

No I just tolerate you. Now shut up or I will kill you and find a new medic. The choice is yours. Sasuke spat with veneom.

Sasuke calm down. I replied. I can hold my own. You know I hold my own with dragons. I soothed him by rubbing his shoulders.

Your right but what kind of lover would I be if I didn't stick up for my woman? Sasuke questioned.

Tell you what you handle the men except the Akasuki. I will handle the women. Deal? I asked.

Almost. Sasuke replied.

I raised my right eyebrow. Almost? I questioned.

Hai. I will deal with Itachi as well. Sasuke replied.Deal?

I guess so. I sighed.

We were moving so fast we made it to the Rain in record time. We made it by ten instead of noon.

Damn we made a new record in time. Jugo said suprised.

I got you up two hours before dawn. I replied. Now go get a hotel or whatever you can get while I scope out where those assholes will go. I snarled.

I really feel bad for those guys right about now. Suigetsu snickered.

Babydoll? A voice questioned.

Who calls you babydoll babe? Sasuke questioned.

Only the whole Akatsuki. I replied.

Babydoll? Is that you? Holy shit it is you! I thought we'd never see you again! The voiced yelled.

Nice to see you again you fucker! I replied while cracking my knuckles.

Uh babydoll. You better not tear up this place. Kakuza replied.

Oh so you can save your fucking money, you old fucker? I yelled.

N-no my sweet grandchild. Kakuza replied.

Then what is it, hmm? I retorted.

Uh because there are strangers standing behind you staring. Kakuza replied.

Oh that is Jugo, Suigetsu, the Bitch, and Sasuke. I retorted.

What did you call me! Karin yelled.

You heard me! Bitch you think your so great but you ain't got Sasuke now do ya, hmm? I retorted.

Hmph! Karin replied.

Now where was I? Oh yeah you gonna get it bitches! I yelled as I attacked my comrades of the Akatsuki.

We do not want to fight you babydoll! Kakuza yelled.

Good this makes you look like complete pussies! I yelled.

I ain't no fucking pussy! Hidan yelled.

I just got light headed and puked.

Shit! I yelled.