Save Me - Ichimatsu Matsuno X Depressed!Fem!Reader

Easter Special

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" Jyushimatsu threw a hard-boiled egg at your face.

"The hell?" You swept the cracked shell onto the floor.

"Jyushi, it's Easter." The others appeared behind him. "And don't throw eggs at people. Again."

"What do you mean, 'again'?!" You threw the egg back at him, so he caught it in his mouth and swallowed it whole.

"THANKS!"

"What?!"

"You should know not to question the Juicymatsu by now, (Y/N)!" Todomatsu scolded.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

All of them clung to your legs, wailing. "YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL THAT'S NICE TO US VIRGIN NEETS, DON'T LEEEEEEEEAVE!"

"Alright, alright!" You looked Ichimatsu straight in the eye. "I could change that for one of you."

"Wha?" He immediately had a nosebleed and collapsed to the floor.

"Hmph, lucky," Osomatsu pouted.

"Someone's jealous. Alright, I'm guessing since you guys are still children, you hid eggs?"

"What?! No!" You stared Karamatsu down. "Yeah, plastic ones," he admitted. "They have candy and coins."

"MONEY?! OUT OF MY WAY, LOSERS!" Osomatsu shoved Jyushimatsu into the fridge. "MINE!"

"Wait, you don't have your basket!" Too late. "Okay, everyone get a basket!"

"'Kay." Ichimatsu dragged himself to his feet, wiping his nose with a tissue.

"Everyone line up, let's go!" You took a step forward, then your face met the ground as you were trampled. "You useless NEETs!" you shouted angrily.

"Aha, sorry." Ichimatsu pulled you up. "Let's go."

"Thanks. Hey, your yard is small. How can you hide all the eggs?"

"I saw it first!" He just barely pulled you out of the way as Osomatsu tackled Todomatsu. "GIMMIE!"

"No, it's mine! Get off of me!"

"What have I gotten myself into?" you asked yourself. "Well, you don't live forever." You ran, stopping to grab the purple plastic egg.

"NOOOOOO!" Jyushimatsu bodyslammed you and reached for the egg. "Surrender it to me!"

"In your dreams!" You tried to push him off, but he held your arm down. "Why are you so stupidly strong?!"

"An athlete has to be strong! It makes him good at baseball, (Y/N)!" He tried to reach the egg again.

"Get off of me, you jerk! I touched it first!"

"Oh, really? You're not gonna give it up?" He had a mischievous look in his eye, and quite frankly you did not like it.

"Not in a million years," you smirked.

"Well, this calls for drastic measures!" He placed his other hand on your side. "Better hope you're not ticklish, (Y/N)!"

"Oh, shit!" Your eyes widened as you tightened your grip on the egg. "You wouldn't!"

"GET OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!" Ichimatsu tackled Jyushimatsu like a linebacker, giving you a chance to escape. "Save yourself, I'll be fine!"

"Oh, thank you, Ichimatsu-sama!" you swooned. "Do be careful, my love! I know we will see each other again!" You ran in the opposite direction, giggling.

"Those silly naïve fools," Choromatsu mumbled. "They don't stand a chance."

"Eh?" You stopped, widening your eyes. He was hiding the eggs in his hood! "That's actually kind of brilliant, but there's one flaw!" You punched it, causing eggs to fly everywhere. "Score!" You caught them in your basket. "Thanks!"

"You she-devil!" he wailed. "This is in violation of our treaty!"

"What treaty?" You stepped to the side, allowing him to run into Todomatsu. "Bye-bye!"

"Shoot, (Y/N) has almost all of the eggs! Get her!" Todomatsu and the others sprinted towards you, and you ducked back inside.

"Come and get me, losers!"

"Challenge accepted!" You ducked as Karamatsu reached out to grab you.

"Try harder next time!" Osomatsu also made a grab at you, only for you to do a combat roll. "Missed me!"

"This calls for drastic measures!"

"Meow!" Ichimatsu jumped onto your back and you rolled for a few feet, coming to a stop with him on top of you. "Gotcha."

"Yeah I noticed." His tail that suddenly appeared was swishing from side to side. "Um, could you get off of me now?"

"Nope." He nuzzled your cheek with a purr." I like you where you are now."

"Oh. Wait, what are you doing?" You squeaked a bit as he leaned down to kiss you.

"Psych!" He grabbed your basket and ran back to the others with a snicker. "Got 'em!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Silly (Y/N), his mom isn't a dog! Er, our mom!" Jyushimatsu dug around in the pile of eggs. "Candy!"

"Hmph, you people are mean," you pouted, turning your back on them. "Jerks." A few pieces of candy rained down upon your head, and you looked up in confusion.

"Surprise." Ichimatsu's cat ears twitched as he sat in front of you. "Um, I um...I got you this." He shoved a bunny plushie into your arms. "I-I mean, I guess it's okay if you don't want it."

"Oh." You stared down at the (F/C) bunny, touching it gently. "Oh, Ichimatsu! Thank you!" He shouted in surprise as you threw your arms around his neck. "I love it!"

"Oh, that's good."

"Well, not as much as I love you." You put the plushie down, giving him a gentle smile.

His tail stood straight up, then curled into a heart. "Ah, I see. W-well, I love you too," he stuttered.

"Hmm, my little kitten." You scratched behind his cat ears, making him lean against you. "So cute."

"Shut up," he mumbled half-heartedly, pressing a kiss to your cheek. "Just don't stop doing that."

"Seriously, how did he get so lucky?!" Osomatsu stomped his foot. You flipped him off without another word. "Ah! Well, I never!"