Mori: If I hear one more person swearing you're all done for
Chuuya & Dazai: *learning morsecode and using it as a replacement*
Dazai: *aggressive tapping*
Chuuya: OH MOTHERFUCKER YOU TAKE THAT BA-
Mori: I'm gonna be jolly cross with you in a minute
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Poe: *lost in the woods with Ranpo*
Poe: we will need food here
Ranpo: *slowly takes a knife*
Poe: WE ARE NOT EATING KARL
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Chuuya: *asleep with a hangover*
Dazai: *somehow in his house with pots and pans* WAKE UP SUNSHINE IT'S A NEW DAY LALALALA
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Akutagawa: *trying to sleep*
*Rashoumon having an epic showdown with birds*
Akutagawa: SHUT UP I WANT TO SLEEP
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Chuuya: *already drunk and starting a fight*
Dazai: *calling the PM* GUYS HELP, he's at it again, please
Higuchi: take care of your own boyfriend, jeez
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Kunikida: I'll be downstairs
The ADA: Alright
*immense crashing sounds*
Kunikida: the stairs moved I swear
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Ranpo: Oh look, it's a trash panda
Poe: *slowly standing up* A what now?
Ranpo: A,,, a trash panda..?
Poe: Don't you dare, Karl is my friend
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Kouyou: and how did ALL THAT happen?
Chuuya: so we were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I warned Dazai and said, Dazai! Deer!
Dazai: I might've heard 'dear' instead of deer...
Akutagawa: *chokes on tea* HOLD UP WHAT
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Q: now show me madness!
Lovecraft: um aight *transforms into a mfing monster*
Q: *passes out*
Steinbeck: You did it again, you really did again
Lovecraft: *confused*
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Kyoka: *stabs Kouyou*
Kouyou: *very emotional and wiping a tear* That's my girl, you're so strong
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Chuuya: *waking up not sober*
Dazai: *next to him* morninggg
Chuuya: oh no... what did I do? A warcrime? Or you?
Dazai: glad you asked, both
Chuuya: *stands up* Ah okay, yeah you're right
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Ango: *toasting with Oda and Dazai*
Ango: Guys I should get goi-
Oda & Dazai: you're not going anywhere buddy, now, time for alcohol
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Nathaniel: why are your actions so irrational?
Ivan: Ah, I guess it's because of missing a part of my brain
Fyodor: I GUESS?!
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Kyoka: *going to Starbucks with Atsushi*
Kyoka, with starry eyes: I can read
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Yosano: *at her drug dealer*
Ranpo: *arrives there too*
Dazai: *rolling up in a container*
Yosano: Let's forget this ever happened
Ranpo: Yeah, and don't tell Fukuzawa
Dazai: I just want my share that's it
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Gin: *sees Dazai at the medical department*
Dazai: What are you doing here?
Gin: What are YOU doing here?
Dazai: .... oh fine I'm buying more bandages
Gin: That explanation made it awkward, imma just leave and not face you okay?
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FanfictionMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
