Chuuya: GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT
Dazai: what are you doing?
Chuuya: trying to fold this fucker *holds up foldable cakemold*
Dazai: *folds it in one go*
Chuuya: I SWEAR TO GOD *throws cakemold at him*
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Fukuzawa:*sees marbles EVERYWHERE* just what happened here?
Poe: K,, Karl knocked the jar over..
Ranpo: Yeah..
Yosano, out of nowhere: DID ANYONE GET HURT?
Everyone: NO
Even Karl: NO
Ranpo, Poe & Fukuzawa: YOU CAN TALK?
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Fitzgerald: *swimming in money* ah yes, this is the good life
Melville: *dumping a bucket of water on him* NO IT IS NOT
Fitzgerald: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BOSS
Melville: I WAS YOUR BOSS ONCE YOU TWIG
Mark: *whispering* Lucy, get the camera, we're gonna be famous
Lucy: FUCK YEAH
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Q: I'll kill you next time mister Dazai
Dazai: we'll see about that
Naomi: IS THAT ALLOWED?
Atsushi: yeah, probably
Dazai: anything that suggests me not being mentally stable is allowed
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Kunikida: stressed
Dazai: depressed
Fyodor: possessed
Akutagawa: obsessed
Louisa: impressed
Kenji: chicken breast
Everyone: ..what?
Kenji: I wanted to join in...
Kyoka: It's okay Kenji, you'll get it someday *pats shoulder*
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Rimbaud: I'm cold
Chuuya: Aren't you always cold?
Rimbaud: ..no
Verlaine: not when we're fu-
Rimbaud: *blushing* PLEASE SHUT UP DARLING
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Margaret: *in a coma*
Fyodor: *dancing to Rasputin in the same room*
Margaret: *wakes up* WHAT THE FUCK
Fyodor: you didn't see anything
Margaret: I REALLY WISH THAT WAS TRUE
Nathaniel: *sprinkling holy water* BEGONE THOT
Mark: *suddenly appears, no one knows why* NO WAYYYYY
Nathaniel: *sigh* I'M A MAN OF GOD
Margaret: *wheezing* WAHHHH
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Chuuya: *chugging down a bottle of wine* ÔŁĂ ŇÎÑØ
Kouyou: Um, I think he IS a lightweight
Tachihara: told ya, now gimme my 20 dollars
Kouyou: UGH fine
Hirotsu: Is this really what the port mafia does these days?
Gin: *nods*
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SPECIAL AKU BIRTHDAY TEXTPOST
Akutagawa: ..why is Atsushi here?
Gin: It's your birthday, he came to congratulate you!
Akutagawa: ..doesn't he hate me?
Atsushi: No I don't!
Akutagawa: *blushy smile*
Chuuya: OI CATBOY, AKU LIKES YOU
Atsushi: what?!
Akutagawa: DAMN YOU CHUUYA
Kouyou: my my, calm down kids, I made a restaurant reservation for you 2 so go have fun!
Atsushi & Akutagawa: ..thanks
Everyone: MY HEART, THIS IS SO CUTE
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YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
