Dazai: could I die from this?
Chuuya: *pushes him down the slide*
Dazai: YAY SUIC- SUISLIDE
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Ranpo: *on the merry go round with Kenji and Atsushi*
Kenji: alright here we go *gives it a spin*
Everyone: *gets spiraled into oblivion*
Atsushi: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Akutagawa: no you can't Jinko
Atsushi: Ouch
Akutagawa: ... sorry
Atsushi: Heh? It's okay **hug**
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Football match GUILD VS PORT MAFIA
Fukuzawa: alright let's start the game
Lucy: AYO MARK, OVER HERE
Mark: *turns around like the himbo he is*
Gin: *kicks the ball right in his face*
Kaiji: OOPSIES, that's gonna leave another mark
Louisa: *concern*
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Atsushi: *stuck in the monkey bars* FUKUZAWA HELP
Fukuzawa: OH NO, C'MERE KITTY KITTY
Mori: *calling the fire department in the back* THERE IS A CAT, EH TIGER HUMAN THING STUCK IN THE MONKEY BARS
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Chuuya: HEY SHITTY DAZAI, c'mon let's go *activates his ability*
Dazai: eh, okay
Chuuya: *launches Dazai a bit too forceful*
Poe: W,, well, we won't b,, be seeing him for a while, right dear Ranpo?
Ranpo: *munchings snacks* YEA
Poe: WAIT KARL WAS ON DAZAI'S BACK
Chuuya: oh no..
Poe: I GOTTA GO FETCH MY TRASH PANDA
Lovecraft: he calls it a trash panda now?
Steinbeck: apparently
Poe: GET THEM BACK RIGHT NOW!
Chuuya: WHY
Ranpo: I NEED MY CHILD
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Junichiro: *making an iglo with light snow for Kyoka*
Kyoka: that's.. really kind of you *eating crepes inside the iglo*
Melville: *makes little whales for Kyoka to play with*
Rimbaud: *gives Kyoka his earmuffs despite being cold*
Kyoka: thank you so much, all of you
Verlaine: *hugs Rimbaud because that was sweet*
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Akutagawa: *on the swing* RASHOUMON, PUSH THE SWING
Akutagawa: *gets sent flying because of the force* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NOT AGAIN SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!
Higuchi: I'LL PUSH THE SWING SENPAI
Akutagawa: no❤
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*Group of kids enter the playground*
Steinbeck: Your turn my man
Lovecraft: *transforms*
Kids: *screaming and passing out*
Q: OOH NICELY DONE OLD MAN
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Kenji: what speed should the merry go round go?
Dazai: pi, low but never ending
Kunikida: that's deep, I'm gonna have to write that down
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Chuuya: *trying to bury Dazai*
Natsume, Mori and Fukuzawa: DON'T YOU DARE OUR SHIP IS FINALLY MAKING SOME PROGRESS
Fitzgerald: and I? AM THE WEIRD LEADER?
Fyodor: I feel your pain mister blonde rich guy
Fitzgerald: WHO LET ANEMIA MAN JOIN?
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Fyodor, on top of a football goal for some reason: WHO'S TAKING SHOTS WITH ME
Yosano: SIGN ME UP
Chuuya: BRING IT
Lovecraft: why not
Ivan: I can't refuse master
Fitzgerald: I'm in
Elise: me too
Mori: what
Elise: what
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YOU ARE READING
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FanficMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
