Pushkin: please don't hurt me!!
Mori & Fukuzawa: DETROIT SMASH
Kenji: WRONG ANIME
Yosano: Kenji, sweetie, stop breaking the fourth wall
Ranpo: Wait what?
Yosano: seriously, who could've thought the greatest detective was so.. stupid
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*on the beach*
Dazai: It's so nice outside, don't you think?
Oda: agreed, what about you Ango
Oda: *lifting Ango up to get him away from his laptop*
Ango: I WASN'T FINISHED
Dazai: This is vacation, you're not supposed to work silly
Ango: I'm gonna get murdered for this
Dazai: OOOOHHH Can I join?
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Akutagawa: I am not THAT unhealthy
Atsushi: Are you sure..
Akutagawa: obviously yes
Gin: bro, be real, you're a coughing stick
Tachihara: hate to say it but your sis is right
Akutagawa: I WILL kill you Tachihara
Tachihara: Ehh, please don't?
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Kunikida: May I ask what in the ever loving fuck is going on?
Katai: no you may not
Kunikida: ...well?
Katai: no
Katai: okay fine, I spilled soup
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Elise: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
Chuuya: aren't you a child as well?
Elise: YES THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU
Mori: yes, she's a child y'know
Elise: NEVERMIND I'M AN ADULT NOW
Chuuya & Kouyou: THEN WE'RE TAKING YOU DRINKING HONEY
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Nathaniel: what are you?
Lovecraft: I don't know, tired for sure
Nathaniel: are you a hellish beast??
Lovecraft: probably
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Margaret: you guys have never known defeat or sorrow!
Akutagawa: *past with Dazai*
Chuuya: *losing the flags*
Kyoka: *losing parents*
Poe: *defeated by only worthy rival*
Kouyou: *casted out by society*
Fitzgerald: *lost his daughter*
Yosano: *warpast*
Lovecraft: ...I lost in Mario kart once
Everyone: *facepalms*
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Natsume: how are you 2 getting along?
Mori: ..I think I'm allergic to cats
Natsume: oh no
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Dazai: so, do you have any pets?
Fyodor: do clowns count?
Dazai: what the fuck
Gogol: HI HELLO HEY HOLA
Dazai: this is creepy
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Atsushi: is there a problem?
Akutagawa: yes, there very much is
Atsushi: what's up?
Akutagawa: you're a thief
Atsushi: listen, I used to be, but I've changed, I promise
Akutagawa: I meant that as a cheesy pickup line but that's new information
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Lucy: You guys are so lazy
Ranpo: excuse me, I worked for a whole 5 minutes
Lucy: do you really want to be punched that badly?
Ranpo: wait what huh
Yosano: don't mind him, he truly doesn't know better
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Fiksi PenggemarMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
