Higuchi: Ugh Akutagawa is hot
Q: Why would you simp for someone that doesn't have eyebrows?
Higuchi: I never said which one
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The ADA having a bonfire party
Kyoka, holding a burned marshmallow: I have created arson
Everyone: *slowly backing away*
Atsushi: ..I am supposed to be the senior here
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Fukuzawa: we do not stab people, it is impolite
Mori: but Fuku, murder *raises scalpel like a little bitch*
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Fyodor: *sips sake* Meh, we got better stuff in Russia
Ivan: couldn't agree more
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Katai: *bad vibes with futon*
Kunikida: heyhey, you ready to get out yet?
Katai: *hissing*
Kunikida: we found a pretty girl who is totally not Akutagawa's sister
Katai: SAY LESS
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Chuuya: *gets called on a mission*
Dazai: *visibly upset*
Chuuya: God fucking damnit this was the first time I got to top D- BUNKBEDS, BUNKBEDS YEAH
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Ivan: *listening to Bach*
Fyodor: Nah, this better *BLASTS DRAGULA*
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Chuuya: *making a tiktok on why he's fearless*
Chuuya: *climbs on counter* BECAUSE THE ALCOHOL IS ON THE TOP SHELF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
Kyoka: I arranged that
Chuuya: You little fuckhead
Kyoka: cuss one more time and I will slice your throat
Kouyou: That's my girl
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Dazai: *holding Chuuya's hat up so he can't reach it*
Chuuya: *jumping up* GIVE IT BACK MACKEREL
Chuuya: *realization hits* I HAVE GRAVITY ON MY SIDE
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Previous PM boss: People are relying on technology way too much these days
Mori: Okay *plugs out life support*
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Ranpo: *eating pastries*
Yosano: *slams Ranpo's face into the pastries*
Ranpo: honey you better bolt for it because you just ruined my motherfuckin meal
Yosano: Oh u wanna go rn
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Lovecraft, in the middle of a fight: Yeah, I'm gonna go sleep here *drops*
Steinbeck: YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW I AIN'T DOING THIS ALONE
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Lucy: why do you have a raccoon as a pet?
Poe: KARL IS MY FRIEND LEAVE HIM ALONE
Lucy: Did I offend you?
Poe: NO YOU OFFENDED KARL AND THAT IS A CRIME
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Dazai: how's your 'enemy'?
Atsushi: he still misses me
Akutagawa: *yeets Rashoumon @ Atsushi*
Atsushi: His aim is getting better tho *scared*
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YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
