Kaiji: well well, got a girlfriend Akutagawa?
Akutagawa: This is my sister, we ain't the Tanizaki's
Kaiji: O H O K A Y
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Mark: *walking around hoping he'll seduce girls*
Mark: Wait why are all the guys coming up to me? Help? Please?
Atsushi: those are bisexuals, good luck with that dude
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Ango: *shaking sand out of his hair because of one of Dazai's pranks*
Ango: *drops his glasses* WELL FUCK
Dazai: the gentleman just CUSSED, Oda record this!!
Oda: you bet I am!
Ango: I hate you guys
Oda & Dazai: yea yea love you too buddy
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Kyoka: *picking up a cat and taking it home*
Natsume: *transforms* meow bitch
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Lucy: *punches Mark in the face*
Mark: just why?
Lucy: *giggling* that's gonna
Margaret: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
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Fukuzawa: Why do I need to protect a shady figure like Mori?
Natsume: 2 reasons, value and gay
You need to protect him since he has valuable info and you need to realize your goddamn sexuality
Mori: *hears the last part* I AM NOT BLUSHING
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Louisa: he's such a good guy and strong leader
Fitzgerald: I GOT 3 POTS ON SALE
Louisa: *sigh* so strong..
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Gide: I want our souls to be salvaged from this pain
Oda: I want to become a writer
Ango: seems legit
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Rimbaud: I think you failed to grasp the gravity of this situation
Chuuya: Who taught you dad jokes?!? I WILL RIP THAT PERSON TO SHREDS
Mori: IT WASN'T ME
Kouyou: *awfully silent*
Chuuya: BIG SIS HOW COULD YOU
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Q: we called you guys here!
Elise: Because you have to switch clothes!
Fukuzawa: We need to what?!
Mori: Oh well, let's try Fuku, it can't be THAT bad
Chuuya: DON'T LISTEN TO THE KIDS, IT IS THAT BAD
Dazai: YEAH, WE WERE THE FIRST VICTIMS
Atsushi: ... we were second
Akutagawa: yes
Fukuzawa: These children ship even more than we do, that sure is impressive
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Dazai: CHUUYAAA GET OVER HERE
Chuuya: what now? You jackass
Dazai: *pouring wine* here you go
Chuuya: is it poisoned?
Dazai: no, this is my good deed of the day *slaps wine out of Chuuya's hand* I didn't say you got to keep it
Chuuya: you useless waste of bandages I'll crush you
Dazai: good luck, please do it painlessly
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Kunikida: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT THE LOVECHILD OF IIDA AND BAKUGOU
Ranpo: but you are EXACTLY like them
Yosano: who even are they?
Kenji: anime characters, one being all rage and one being super strict
Yosano: yeah that sure is Kunikida
Ranpo: EVEN THE DOCTOR AGREES
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YOU ARE READING
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Fiksi PenggemarMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
