Chuuya: *on a pool floatie*
Kouyou: *hands him a glass of wine while filming* There you go!
Chuuya: *flips over with pool floatie* FUCK
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Akutagawa: *on a pool floatie*
Rashoumon: *stabby stab*
Akutagawa: FUCK
Dazai: I would pretend I care, but I simply do not
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Atsushi: Alright I'll go get the dri- *falls into pool*
Akutagawa: *jumping after him* KITTEN DOWN, KITTEN DOWN UNDER
Ranpo: I don't need no ability to see the chemistry those fuckers have
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Gin: *accomplishing a perfect dive*
Mark: oh that's easy, watch me
Mark: *plunges into the edge of the pool face first*
Higuchi: Omg Gin are you okay?
Mark: A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE Y'KNOW
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Ranpo: *trying the waterslide*
Ranpo: I'm stuck,,, Poe help me
Poe: How in the what in the how
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Kenji: *loses his swimming shorts*
Lucy: GRANT ME UNSEE JUICE
Yosano: I mean I could stab your eyes out if you'd be so kind to let me do that
Lucy: I'll pass, Nathaniel hand me that holy water
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Lovecraft: *gliding over the water and bonking his head*
Steinbeck: doesn't that hurt you?
Margaret: it's not like there's anything in that head of his anyway
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The Armed Detective Agency on a boat
Ranpo: *canoeing beside them*
Kunikida: *throwing skittles at him*
Ranpo: *while munching* GOT IT, THANKS
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Fyodor and Shibusawa: *going diving*
Shibusawa: *gets bitchslapped by a turtle* Well that's not nice
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Rimbaud: The water freezes under my touch I'm afraid, so I'll just walk instead
Rimbaud: *walks on water like the classy man he is*
Verlaine: I'M MARRIED TO JESUS
Chuuya: consider a therapist
Dazai: Chuu-
Chuuya: you too
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Ango: *working on his laptop*
Oda: *throws water* you're on vacation
Ango: YOU FUCKING FUCK THAT WAS MY FUCKING LAPTOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
Dazai: fuck counter has reached a dazzling limit of 6
Ango: it's about to be more
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Dazai: *standing on a sinking floatie, titanic mode* A captain goes down with his ship
Chuuya: *in the distance* GOOD
Chuuya: STAY THERE
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YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMe and Alex were joking around and this is the result, enjoy We do not own any of bungou stray dogs, all credits to: Kafka Asagiri & Sango Harukawa (In this book, everyone is considered a main character)
