𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒌𝒚𝒖𝒖 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔 ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

↳🌱 ˖°| 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒌𝒚𝒖𝒖 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒗𝒐𝒔 𝒊 𝒉𝒂𝒅

tw;; small hints and light jokes about mental illnesses

i just had this idea n though why not?

also these are not the exact words obv i had to tweak it a bit lol,, some are literally just based and a lot different from the actual conversation

I'll add an asterisk before the name to indicate that that's me for fun haha

omg pls this is a mess I'm sorry

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*yamaguchi: i know he's way out of my league. he's amazing, he's basically perfect and i know I'll never be someone he likes. i know I'll always just be his best friend and I've accepted that.

yachi: aww

*yamaguchi: so I'll just silently manifest him until he falls for me himself

yachi: HAHAHA I LIKE THAT

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*watari: I'm the only one here that isn't always thirsty and horny.

yahaba: i would disagree but yeah, you're actually right

oikawa: you'll give in sooner or later

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*oikawa: why do i like making myself suffer?

kunimi: haha masochist

*oikawa: I'm not gonna confirm nor deny that statement

iwaizumi: ಠ_ಠ

*oikawa: it is what it is ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

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*semi: how do you actually feel?

tendou: empty???
tendou: i guess that lol

*semi: oh

tendou: so I'm just gonna stuff myself with sugar lmao

*semi: is there anything i can do to help?

tendou: watch jujutsu kaisen

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*oikawa: screw the religion, aliens are real

makki: yes definitely

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*yachi : i feel so sick im sorry for dumping this on you

yamaguchi: it's alright
yamaguchi: at least don't forget to drink water, okay?

*yachi: ...
*yachi: yeah, about that...
*yachi: i haven't drank anything today

yamaguchi: oh my gosh
yamaguchi: go drink water now

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*tendou: i could go to the mall wearing my porcupine onesie and no one can stop me

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*oikawa: how moody am i?

kunimi: this morning you posted about how much you hate yourself then just a while ago you posted something about japanese people being airbenders

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hinata: start the game if you want to!

*kenma: but it gives me a reason to live and im stubborn so no ➖👄➖

hinata: bruh

*kenma: if i tell myself I'm going to finish that game then that means i have to live for the next few hours or until i finish it and I don't want that commitment.

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*fukunaga: 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 𝒽𝓎𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓉ℯ𝒹

kuroo: i just drank water

*fukunaga: yes

kuroo: what do you mean yes?

*fukunaga: yes

kuroo: i expected that

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yamagata: what's the best thing to wear in court?

*ushijima: what court?

yamagata: a lawsuit! *badumtss*

*ushijima: well for the lawyer, any suit would do.

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nishinoya: he's a random photo of a beat up dude

suga: i repeat, violence is not an aesthetic.
suga: violence isn't hot.
suga: but why-
suga: am i-
suga: 😳

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*hinata: it's so cold outside my nails are turning purple

yachi: OH MY GOSH
yachi: GO SOMEWHERE WARM

suga: TRY RUBBING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

daichi: i should be concerned, and i am, but i am not surprised

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*kenma: how do you factory reset yourself?

kunimi: idk i wish i know

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*makki: dank emojis are the reason why i breathe now

mattsun: therapy? nah here's emojis

*makki: 💃

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kenma: I'm gonna pass my school works then I'll be free on the weekend

*hinata: weekend? this weekend

kenma: yes

*hinata: isn't that tomorrow?

kenma: i have no body clock

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kuroo: how are you?

*kenma: breathing 🧍‍♂️

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hinata: i like you a lot, kageyama!

kageyama: you... you like me?

hinata: yeah!

tsukishima: oh my god they're actually getting together

yamaguchi: does that mean all of us first years are gonna be taken now?

tsukishima: yachi's single

nishinoya: yachi! step up your game!

*yachi: I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT