Btw the writing in this story is SUPPOSED to be awful so yh <3
the story starts when I started my 6th year of hogwarts, We had care of magical creatures with Hagrid, little did I know I was finding my SoUlMaTe.
'Yo Yo Wassup mamcita' smirked Hagrid. I blushed and sent him a smile.
'OoOoOo you look swag today Hagrid' I replied, flicking my hair like beyonce. Then I started belly dancing like shakira.
'My HiPs DoNt LiE' I screamed as I belly danced in the middle of class. Hagrid got a BoNeR cuz I looked seggsy. Everyone looked at me jealous. Hermione joined in then we started twerking. I had a bigger bootay than NiKkI mInAj.
'Come with me mamacita' Hagrid spoke while also twerking slightly, you could see his butt cheeks jiggling. I walked over to him and sniffed his greasy beard. It was yummy, i tasted it and i coughed up a hair ball.
He took me to his hut and locked the door.
'You have big bootay mamacita' Hagrid shouted as he shit on my head. I felt the warm feces plop onto my hair and i picked it up. it was brown and smelly, a lil liquidy too. I shoved it into my mouth and i had poo all over my face.
'Your poop tastes so good hagrid, give me more please.'I begged him with poo stained hands.
'Just for you mamacita' he answered squatting into my hand and pushng out more poo. his face was straiined but he managed to squeeze some out. it was a very good meal.
'Your turn thicc booty niki' he said holding his hands out. I shat all over him, it went all over his hut and the smell of my poop filled the air. he licked it all up and cleaned my butthole for me .
'Thanks' I said shyly. I left the hut smiling.
'Bye niki' he said waving with brown hands.
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'oh my gawd niki that's so hawt' said hermione when i told her wut happened with hagrid. we practiced out twerking in the gryffindor common room with dumbledore. hermione called him dumbledaddy cuz they datin. They fucked and i got sad cuz i missed hagrid and his delicious poo. I went back to the hut at nightfall with a bucket full of my wee wee.
'Hagrid heres a present' I chimed walking in. His eyes lit up and he immediately chugged my yellow stinky urine. he licked his lips seductively.
'That was yummy mamacita' he said
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Hagrid's yummy poo
Fanfictionhagrids poo tastes so good Hagrid is hawt mmm yummy poo