Part 11

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by r0ttenbunnies

by r0ttenbunnies

IT 1ST DAY OF 7TH YEAR YAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA. OWA OWA

i spread my ebola to the muggle world oopsies tehe. Then i got hemorrhoids WHICH WAS AWESOME. i gave it to hagrid and he said thanks cuz im so kind teheehehhehehe

my friend hermione got ebola too and died. it wuz sad cuz she my bsf. but she ded OWA OWA.

'i HaVe An AsS lIkE tHe BaCk Of A bUs!' I screamed whilst twerking uncontrollably. hagrid then licked my booty hole and his tongue went brown fomr the poop OWA OWA 'im hawter than kim kardashian' i said

OWA OWA

i won an award for world hawtest puthay TEHEHEH. i smeared poo all over the trophy and it tasted just like a yummy yummmy lolly pop OWA OWA. tehe.

ChIcKeN nUgGeTs

ARE DELICIOUS WHEN YOU SMEAR POO ON THEM YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAA.

OWA OWA

IM SO QUIRKY NAIWHJQBEW

hagrid got got cancer but i cured it with my poo so he good. CHILE ANYWAYS SO.

'I love you mamacita, will you drink my weewee?' hagrid asked whilst holding a bucket of pee

'Ofc hagrid i love you and your neon green pp' I chugged the piss and i had piss breath for agessss. it was great tehe OWA OWA

i love wee

I ALSO LOVE DED BODIES CUZ THEN I CAN CHOP THEM AND COOK THEM TEHEHE OWA OWA

OWA OWA

so BaSiCaLlY i accidentally killed professor flitwick BUT its ok cuz he was a midget and NO ONE likes 2ft tall dumb dumbs who are buttheads so YEAH.

OWA OWA