It was christmas so we had a ball. I wore a garbage bag as a dress and filled it with poopoo. at the ball I started stripping and professor snape joined in tehehe OWA OWA. then i shook my booty like niki minaj in that music vidoe to anaconda.
'MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN' I screamed, twerking in the great hall. i was so hawt.
'OH MY GAWSH LOOK AT MY BOOTY IT SO SEGGSY'
I accidentally shot my poop out of my stinking butthole and it went all over the great hall. Hagrid began licking my poo off te walls and the whole scl joined in YAYAY OWA OWA.
Then i got pansy's dead body and goyle started humping it so he got an std TEHEH I LOVE STD'S then i spread my ebola round the school and wiped out all the 1st years OWA OWA
ebola tastes like lemons.
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Hagrid's yummy poo
Fanfictionhagrids poo tastes so good Hagrid is hawt mmm yummy poo
