Hagrid's yummy poo

Part 7

'IM SORRY HAGRID PLS DONT DIVOCE ME' i shouted crying

'kk mamacita' he said

'ty' i said

we got back together and combined out farts into a giant jar, we released it into the atmosphere and the whole of hogwrats smelled of farts for 3 weeks, yummy yummy. i love the smell of farts. My booty was so thic it wouldnt fit through the door so i destroyed the door. my booty was arounf 50 metres wide. it was big. i had such a thic bootay.

my green puthay was fishy and turns out i got and std from haggy. i was os happy, i love std's they smell so good. 

i chopped off ginny's boobies and replaced them with monkey heads. now she had brand new tatas. they looked goooooooood. then i put my poo into hermiones orange juice and she said it tasted rlly good. her and dumbledore broke up so to punich dumbledore, i stabbed out his eyeball with a sharpie and filled in his eyesocket with my poo. he had poo eye, a rare condition that i gave him tehe. then i chopped his toes of and replaced his teeth with toes. payback yayaayyayaay aayayya

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it was the last monthof 6th year and i was giving all of my friends a big lump of poo, ad they love it. ron ate it really quickly. then i became a stripper. i danced and got a million galleons. i was the best stripper in the world and i sold my poo all round the worls. i was the most successful business ever. my poo was everywhere arounf the world and ppl loved it. i was a foumous stripper and poo seller now. hagrid was so proud of me.