Hagrid's yummy poo

Part 6

hagrid was alive again and me was happy. to celebrate, we killed everyone we didn't like with our toxic poo. we had so much fun oink oink. 

'let me do something special 4 u mamacita' hagrid said

'okay' i responded. he grabbed a knife on chopped my hands, he sliced them into thin strips and begin to fry them. he added seasoning and put them on a plate. i ate my hands and it tasted so good. there was blood everywhere but it was yummy yummy. he grew my hands back again so it was fine.

'thank you hagrid' i said eating more of his poo.

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in divination class, i sat next to neville. he said i had nice tatas so we left class and we had the seggsy time. i know i cheated on hagrid but neville was hawt.

later i felt really bad that i cheated. i went to the hut to see hagrid.

'hey mamacita wassup' he said. i couldn't talk to him after wut i did with hawt neville. i started crying and i left, and headed to the common room. i saw neville there and we did seggsy time again cuz why not. neville had a normal pp unlike hagrid so i turned it red.

'thanks hawt niki' he said. i nodded and turned my green puthay red to match neville, instaead of haggy hag hagrid.

I felt rlly bad so i changed it green again.

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I couldn't believe i cheated on hagrid. i kept doin the seggs with neville and eventually he told haggy hag hagrid.

'how could you niki, we're married' hagrid said when neville told him i cheated.

'im sorry love, he said i had nice tatas so i did the seggsy time'i replied, licking my poo from my butthole. my butthole was dry, so i put cream on it to moisturize, then i licked my butthole some more cuz it tasted good.

'Im breaking up with u niki' he said.

i cried. i wish i didnt cheat.