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'hey back off thicc booty niki, hagrids mine' said pansy rolling her eyes. ' he gave me his poo' she continued and i cried.

i stormed into his hut.

'HOW DARE U CHEAT ON ME AND GIVE PANSY POOPOO' I screamed at him crying. hagrid looked at me with a bucket of sick he was drinking.

'Yo mamacita im sorry i only love you thicc booty niki' he said humping the air.

'why u humping air swagrid' i asked

'im imagining it you mamacita' he said smirking. i was happy he loved me. he said pansy forced him to  give poopoo by threatening him so i forgave him. he let me have a sip of his sick bucket and it was chunky and yummy. 

'I love you Hagrid' i said

'i love you too mamacita' he said. then we made baby in hut.

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a few weeks later i found out i was pregnant with hagrids baby. I told hermione and she said i should tell him. i told him to come to my dorm and he did.

'hagrid im preggo' i said. he was happy and said

'yo thats good mamacita' 

he then put more child in womb tehe. hagrid had a 65839 inch ding dong. he grew it himself, i now had 6 child in womb. we decided to name them: Shit, piss, wee, poo, ding dong and puthay. <3 lovely names.

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