THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
I saw green light flashing all over the place from peeps dying
'OOOO GREAT LIGHTING LEMME GET A SELFIE REAL QUICK' i looked so hawt. OWA OWA
my friends were all dying but PSHHH YOLO. ANYWAYS i was fightin moldy voldy and i was like
'BITCH WHERE'S UR NOSE??!!' TEHEHE OWA OWA. he got mad at me. uh oh. then i ran away cuz I dOnT wAnNa DiE. it wuz really scawy but um yeah. OWA OWA
so BaSiCaLlY voldy found me and we had a duel. OOOO SO KOOL.
OWA OWA
'imma kill you thicci niki' he said.
'Bitch at least I have a nose
'HOW DARE YOUUUU...AVADA KEDAVRA!' he killed me.
'MAMACITA NO' screamed hagrid. he came to my HAWT AS HELL dead body. he was cryin cuz i was ded tehe
'I love u haggy OWA OWA' i said. then i dropped ded with my tongue hangin out.
'NOOOOOO MAMACITA'!!!!!!!!!
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