Hagrid's yummy poo

Part 10

It was raining poopoo. i felt the warm sloppy poo fall onto my body and i held my tongue out to catch as my pieces of shat that i could. mm yummy yummy. OWA OWA

i bit a chunk out of hagrids jiggly bum and i licked his bumhole clean. it tasted goooooooooood. butt hole is my fav food tehe. then i got my bloody tampon and shoved it up rons butt hole. TEHEHEHE

haggy said my period blood tastes fishy and yummy so i boiled it and made it into soup and served it to the whole school. OWA OWA everyone ate it and sed it wuz yummy yummy. I made modes out of my shit instead of clay coz why not. my poopoo smells way better than clay . ewwww clay. YUMMY POO.

hagrid gave me some more og his yummy feces and it rolled down my face, leaving a giant skid mark on my face. i ate it allll up and it tasted like chicken curry. OWA OWA