Malec one-shots

Chairman Meow

Chairman meow was laying on the couch beside Glitter man, Glitter man was scratching behind Chairman meows ear.

Suddenly blue eyes walks in.

"Magnus, where are all my arrows?" blue eyes asks.

Chairman meow didn't know who magnus was but he guessed that it was just a nickname for glitter man.

"Alexander your not going to need them tonight so I put them away." Glitter man told blue eyes.

"I'm on patrol tonight." blue eyes whined.

Chairman meow always thought that blue eyes was very whiney but for some strange unexplainable reason Glitter man liked that.

Glitter man smiled at blue eyes.

"Alexander I planed a special dinner for us, your not patrolling just ask Jace to cover for you." Glitter man told blue eyes.

"I'm covering for Jace." blue eyes explained.

"Izzy?" Glitter man asked.

"Jace was covering for Izzy."

"What about Clary?"

"What do you think Jace is doing?" blue eyes asked.

"Clary." Glitter man muttered.

"what about seamus?" Glitter man asked.

"I'm on patrol with Simon." blue eyes told him.

Chairman meow didn't know what was going on, he just kept looking back and forth between Glitter man and Blue eyes.

"Meow." Chairman said loudly trying to get attention.

Blue eyes picked the Chairman up but that was not he wanted Chairman meow wanted Glitter man.

Chairman meow looked up at blue eyes and blue eyes began to scratch behind his ear.

Okey maybe Blue eyes wasn't so bad.

Suddenly Glitter Man stood up and pressed his face against Blue eyes' face.

They did this alot, it was rude, Chairman meow never did this to Blue eyes so why would Glitter man.

Chairman meow made a loud yowling noise and the two of them broke free.

"Chairman meow do not be so rude." Glitter man told him.

Me? Being rude, I'm not the one pressing my face against blue eyes.

Blue eyes placed Chairman meow back on the sofa.

Where was the nameless one when you needed him.

The Nameless one was a vampire he was called many things: bloodsucker, daylighter, Simon, Samoul, Seamus, Sean, Steven, Spencer and many more nobody called him one thing so he was nameless

The nameless one was very kind to Chairman meow he protected the Chairman from the guy The nameless one thought was from the smurfs.

Chairman meow looked over and saw that blue eyes and Glitter man were gone.

Chairman meow didn't know why Magnus couldn't do this to the namless one, the nameless one might even let Chairman meow join in on the fun.

Chairman meow jumped off the sofa and wandered towards Glitter man's bedroom.

Glitter man was playing a game with Blue eyes.

He's not going on patrol anymore he never does when they play this game.

Chairman meow sat on the floor waiting for some attention.

Chairman meow didn't like blue eyes one bit he took Glitter man away and Chairman meow doesn't like to share.

At least blue eyes feeds him when Glitter man forgets Chairman meow did like to be fed.

So maybe blue eyes wasn't that bad.

He should just go on patrol more often so Chairman meow got more time with Glitter man.

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