Malec one-shots

Robin Hood

This story has a character from the TMI show, (Madzie, Catarinas adopted daughter) just letting you know before you read.

Magnus began cooking breakfast while Alec was out with Catarina and Madzie.

Magnus was making pancakes and bacon.

Alec loved pancakes, but wasn't supposed to eat them (shadowhunter diet) so Magnus decided that he would make him pancakes and just not tell the clave that he's feeding one of their best soldiers unhealthy breakfasts.

Magnus placed forks and knifes on the table then places the pancakes on the plates.

As Magnus was about to text Alec he walked in the door.

"Darling your home!" Magnus called.

"I believe I'm supposed to say that." Alec chuckled.

"I made breakfast." Magnus told him.

"Ooh what did you make." Alec asked.

"Pancakes!" Magnus replied.

"you know I can't eat pancakes although they do look really really good." Alec said gawking at the pancakes.

"I won't tell is you won't." Magnus told him.

"Deal." said Alec sitting down.

Magnus sat on the chair across from him and took a bite of his pancake.

"You are the best boyfriend in the entire world." Alec told him.

"I don't know my boyfriend is pretty amazing." Magnus told a blushing Alec.

"So what did you get up to with Cat?" Magnus asked.

"I gave Madzie an archery lesson." Alec said excitedly.

"You know she thinks your like the real Robin Hood, I heard her tell her friends from school that her uncle was the real Robin Hood." Magnus told him.

"I don't know who he is, but did they believe her?" Alec chuckled.

"Their a bunch of eight year olds they'll believe anything." Magnus told him. Oh and Robin Hood I'd like this guy who uses a bow and steels from the rich and gives to the poor, you should dress up as him, for Madzie. " Magnus added.

Alec thought about it for a moment.

"Although I'd love to see you in tights." Magnus muttered.

"Tights!" Alec said in shock. " I am not wearing tights no, Magnus stop imagining in tights!"

Magnus chuckled still imagining Alec in tights.

"I love you and Madzie but I am not wearing tights." Alec told him.

"Oh come on, imagine how cute it would be if a bunch of Madzies little friends came over and you were dressed as Robin Hood." Magnus said.

"No, Never ever, ever." Alec said putting his foot down.

***

"I don't know how in the world you convinced Alec to do this bu-"

"It took a lot of kisses." Magnus told Catarina.

"What?" Catarina asked.

"To convince Alec, it took a lot of kisses." Magnus explained.

"Well, it was most definitely worth it, look at those tiny faces looking at Alec with awe." Catarina told him looking at the kids.

Alec was dressed as Robin Hood and has Madzie a stand ten feet away as he shot an apple off of her head.

This probably wasn't the safest thing to do but Alec was more than capable of doing it, Madzie said she didn't mind if they put an apple on her head and they had a warlock doctor near.

All of the kids watched as the arrow flew by through the air and into the apple which the fell off of Madzie head.

"Wheres your merry men?" asked a boy named Peter.

"My, Merry men?" Asked Alec.

"Oh, yes, his Merry men are at home." Magnus told the young boy.

"Are you little John?" Asked a little girl named Alice.

"No, I am offended I am obviously more of a Will Scarlett person." Magnus told the kids showing off his outfit.

"Do you have a picture of little John?" asked Peter.

Magnus went on his phone and showed a picture of Jace standing next to Clary to the kids.

"The blondie is little John." Magnus told the children.

"Is the red haired girl, Maid Marian?" Asked a young girl named Alannah.

"Uh yeah, totally." Magnus told the young girl.

"Wait what are we talking about?" Alec asked as he walked over.

"Will Scarlett is showing us a picture of your friend Little John and your girlfriend Maid Marian." Peter told Alec.

Alec looked at the phone and gave Magnus a disgusted look.

"Clary?" Alec whispered to Magnus in disguist.

"Just go along with it." Magnus whispered back.

"What are you talking about?" Madzie asked. "That's not Robin Hoods girlfriend, Robin Hood doesn't have a girlfriend, he has a boyfriend."

All of the kids stared at Madzie looking confused.

"But the movie." Alice protested.

"The movie lies, only the real Robin Hood can shoot arrows like my uncle does." Madzie told them.

The kids stared at Madzie for a moment.

"Movies are evil!" one of the kids shouted and the rest of the kids went along with it.

Now Catarinas entire backyard was filled with kids shouting about how films are liers.

Magnus stood not saying anything for a while.

"What are you thinking about?" Alec asked.

"What it would look like if your tights where on my bedroom floor." Magnus told him and Alec whacked the back of his head.

"Magnus, were at a child's playdate." Alec told him.

"We can always leave."Magnus replied.

Alec thought about it for a moment.

" Catarina! We're going to go. " Alec called to her.

" Yeah, leave me with the screaming kids!" she called back angrily but Magnus and Alec had already left.