Two-Bit: What do you think of Ponyboy getting student of the month?
Dally: Oh heck, he always gets it
Two-Bit: I'm quoting that
Two-Bit: Anyways, I've never heard of those awards but he's such a scholar that I lose track
Dally: Watchu talkin bout ō-ō
Two-Bit: WHATch YOU tALKIN BOUT ÔuÔ
Dally: did he get a yearbook this year or what? :P
Two-Bit: Heck yeah he did
Two-Bit: I stole it
Dally: HAHA YES
Dally: I mean... aren't they expensive?
Two-Bit: oh I didn't literally steal it, he lent it to me
Dally: HA
Dally: ...
Dally: No he didn't
Two-Bit: No he didn't. What?
Dally: what do they even put in yearbooks? the NUMBER OF THE YEAR? haAHA
Two-Bit: something like that
Two-Bit: I legit asked the same question since school can be anything but good memories but they like to document that crap xD
Dally: haha, good God, they're out of their minds
Two-Bit: Pony did some stuff this year, he's ballsy
Dally: Really? What'd he do?
Two-Bit: He was in the drama club
Dally: You talking about us?
Two-Bit: AHAH YES NO
Dally: PICK ONE
Two-Bit: OKAY A DATE
Dally: Yes
Two-Bit: WHAT
Dally: I SAID I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU OKAY
Two-Bit: I'm gonna lose it
Dally: I know I can be nothing but an ass to you and... children, and the number for girls we've been with has been like gas prices going up and down BUT
Dally: You get me, you're the exception, and I don't expect you to understand because it's so beyond me. I don't EVER talk about this to anyone but you but it doesn't matter, I find myself talking to you every day
Dally: And you come to me for the craziest things that it makes us so unstoppably unique. You make it all worth it. So don't make me write my vows over text on accident and come outside of Pony's house because that's where I'm at.
Two-Bit: Dal...
Dally: IM HERE OKAY
Dally: I DONT CARE
Two-Bit: YOU STILL HAVE IT
Dally: Have what?
Two-Bit: Even after you and I started seeing other people and playing, you still had it all along... my heart. You said it yourself, and that's what you get. When we go our own ways, we end up getting what we deserve. I get you, you get me :)
Two-Bit: HAHA PONY'S HAIR LOOK HE SLEPT IN
Dally: Gosh
Dally: You make me wanna have mouse babies and groom them with hair grease
Two-Bit: Of course I wanna have mouse babies with you. If we've raised a human named Ponyboy then we sure as hell can pull off anything.
Dally: No take backs
Two-Bit: No tack backs
Two-Bit: Hahahaa I mean take backs
Dally: x)
Two-Bit: No take backs, honey :)
A/N: Hello! I hope you are all safe and doing well. I'm happy to announce this because you guys are amazing and I'm very grateful for all the support and endlessly hilarious comment threads! This story has been going on for 4 strong years and I truly don't deserve all the funnies from my readers! I would like to let you know that this is the 50th and final part of The Outsiders Texts, and as much as I would like to continue this book, I think it's time to finalize this story :,)
Don't go welling up! I wanted to say something else because I thought it would be a good idea to potentially continue these texting stories since I love and enjoy the humorous aspect of them, and I know you do too (and because the relationships are just too good). So I plan on making a second texting book with the gang, and I would love to hear ideas, maybe suggestions, and some input from you guys. Thanks a bunch and keep on rocking! I'll be back!
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HumorEnjoy my children (ノ^_^)ノ there's a helluva long storyline that is random and dorky as heck with that cover of Two-Bit looking cute! (This story is now completed, but you can find more in my second book, The Outsiders Texts II)
