Two-Bit: LOW RECEPTION IS A PAIN
Two-Bit: Oh hello boys
Ponyboy: Where on earth are you?
Two-Bit: I'm at my aunt's
Ponyboy: Is she nice?
Two-Bit: She'll be nice to Dally, that's how you'd know xD
Johnny: HAHA
Johnny: Hey Pony, you off of school yet?
Ponyboy: I had to take a pee ;-;
Ponyboy: And I'm probably going to fix myself up
Ponyboy: Soda didn't let me do my hair this morning, he fogged up the bathroom mirror xO
Johnny: What reaction did you get at school? :)
Ponyboy: Not the best one :(
Johnny: Aw gee
Johnny: The day is pretty much over now, don't you worry
Ponyboy: (^^)
Dally: HEARD YOU WERE TALKING CRAP KEITH
Two-Bit: HEHEH HI
Two-Bit: What happened to your car? I saw a little bit of your plate chiseled off. Minor bump? xD
Dally: I don't wanna talk about it
Two-Bit: Sure u do
Ponyboy: :O?
Steve: SPILL
Sodapop: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING, TWO-BIT THANK YOU
Two-Bit: Nah brother
Two-Bit: AIGHT
Two-Bit: COME ON SPILL OR ELSE I WONT CASH IN TO GET IT FIXED
Dally: .......
Dally: So some of you were there but I'll inform your oblivious asses anyway
Dally: The cops swarmed me because I screamed at a bonfire
Dally: Johnny ditched me
Dally: Keith got drunk
Dally: And my license plate got a little cooked :'(
Dally: Happy?
Two-Bit: WHHYYY DID YOU SCREAM AT THEEMM
Two-Bit: DO I HAVE TO BAIL YOU OUT NOW
Dally: MMMMNOOO NOT THIS TIME
Dally: I said I was sorry
Dally: And I fake cried my way out of it
Dally: Because nobody likes to watch a man cry
Two-Bit: Watching you cry makes me cry
Two-Bit: Of laughter
Dally: YOU'RE TWISTED
Two-Bit: I kno ;)
Ponyboy: YOU CRIED?
Dally: Sure kid, wept like a hound
Ponyboy: Oh
Ponyboy: I thought you were being serious
Dally: Shoot, you better believe it xD
Dally: You too, drunko
Ponyboy: I don't know, doesn't sound too convincing Dal
Two-Bit: HE AINT STONE COLD LIKE HE THINKS HE IS
Two-Bit: And I'm not drunk
Two-Bit: Crying is human, right Dal?
Two-Bit: Shet, I sound like Sodapop now
Sodapop: Is that really something I would say?
Steve: He ain't wrong
Sodapop: Interesting, so it looks like I'm rubbing off on people xD
Steve: Well Ponyboy is still kind of going through a phase right now
Ponyboy: NO IM NOT
Ponyboy: TELL EM JOHNNY
Ponyboy: READING IS NOT A PHASE, YOU'RE GONNA USE IT WHEN YOU'RE ADULTS
Johnny: :0
Ponyboy: SODA
Sodapop: Yeah?
Ponyboy: WHY ARE DALLY AND TWO FIGHTING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
Sodapop: I dunno, I'm not home kiddo
Ponyboy: Ah
Ponyboy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE DAL
Dally: Sorry Pony, we got i NTo
Dally: mIX-UP
Dally: Keith noticed I wasn't wearing any underwear underneath my pants
Dally: And I tried to sock him but he made me laugh so now wejust sitting on your porch
Dally: Is that cool? Oay great
Two-Bit: Dally's drunk, sorry kids
Two-Bit: This wasn't necessary at all
Two-Bit: He's not that wasted, but he's slurring his words, now I can't tell if he's high or just plain buzzed xD
Two-Bit: He says he thinks the sticks in your front lawn look like bones that dried out from no milk
Ponyboy: Should I call an ambulance?
Dally: n O
Dally: ITS MY TURN TO CALL THE POLICE ON KEITH DAMn It
Ponyboy: Ambulance and police are...very different
Steve: I don't think he cares xD
Steve: Hey you guys, what's June gloom?
Johnny: Overcast
Johnny: Basically clouds
Steve: How do you know that?
Johnny: Pony wrote a paper about it once
Johnny: I never got the word out of my head because it always confused me
Johnny: Thanks love :)
Ponyboy: Lol, no problem
Steve: Soda wrote a paper once
Steve: It was about greek mythology
Steve: That was by far the scariest thing I ever read
Sodapop: HAHA
Steve: I mean no doubt Pony, your brother can whip together a sweet essay but this one
Steve: Was just
Steve: dark
Steve: Greek gods were promiscuous as hell
Steve: ^_^ In a nutshell
Sodapop: STEVE OH MY GOSH YOU REMEMBERED THAT
Sodapop: I THOUGHT WE WERE NEVER GOING TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN
Steve: Yeah sorry
Steve: Sorry for reopening wounds xD
Steve: It was pretty gross
Sodapop: I know
Steve: EW
Steve: EWJDJJS WWW
Sodapop: Hey Pony
Ponyboy: Yess?
Sodapop: Steve and I are going out, you wanna come with? Darry says he'll be home later
Ponyboy: Okay :)
YOU ARE READING
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HumorEnjoy my children (ノ^_^)ノ there's a helluva long storyline that is random and dorky as heck with that cover of Two-Bit looking cute! (This story is now completed, but you can find more in my second book, The Outsiders Texts II)
