AU Sans x Reader Oneshots

Dreamswap Cross x Reader

Requested by @NovaFruity

Art by CollectorCrispy

A/N for requester:  I'M SO SORRY BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS WAS A SHY READER THING- Please accept my apologies :') If you want I can make another DS Cross oneshot if you dislike this one

It was a somewhat cold day in the Omega Timeline, well in your opinion it was. You rubbed your forearms trying to warm up. You walked out onto the front porch of your house. The endless white sky was dotted with blue clouds. Something the scientists have made to make the white void less maddening. They were even able to produce rain or snow can you believe that? 

You sighed with a small smile. Oh how far this timeline has come, it was incredible. It was a small town, not nearly finished at all. Monsters and humans from all around the multiverse lived here...no war, no fights, just peace. It really was a safe haven. As soon as you were taking in the peaceful day it all ended so quickly with your noisy neighbors. 

"Nightmare! Give that back you idiot!" You heard one say.

"Nope! This is karma for that prank last night!" Replied the other. 

"Nightmare!" The first one yelled in annoyance causing Nightmare to laugh. You sighed turning your head to look at them. Their house in the Omega Timeline was right next to yours, conveniently. Cross was chasing Nightmare around their small front porch as Nightmare dodged and ducked underneath him as he was smaller by about 5 inches (12.7m I think). Error watched from the doorway, pushing up his glasses with a very blank look on his face like this happens everyday. You also watched from your own porch, watching the dramatic fall of Cross as he fell down the porch stairs. Nightmare just stared, covering his mouth as to not make a sound as he willed himself to not laugh while Cross just laid almost lifeless on the ground next to the porch. You walked to the edge of your porch, leaning against the railing, catching the attention of the crazy trio. 

"Good afternoon gentlemen!" You looked over at Error and Nightmare then to Cross still laying on the ground, his head tilted up to look at you. 

"Good afternoon Y/n" Error greeted with his blank, tired expression. 

"Wait it's afternoon?" Nightmare asked, staring at you and Error. You both nodded in unison. "Cross! We slept the whole morning away!" Nightmare yelled down at Cross. Cross shrugged, getting up from his place on the ground. Nightmare scoffed. "Thanks to your prank I haven't fed Kevin his breakfast! Now it'll be brunch!" You chuckled lightly at this. Kevin is Nightmare's chicken that after feeding him the last dark apple became immortal. Nightmare quickly rushed back inside to fetch the chicken feed for Kevin. Almost running into Error if Error didn't step to the side. You returned your attention to Cross after Nightmare left. 

"Are you hurt Cross?" You asked. Cross was fully standing up now. 

"I don't think so?" He said, raising his arms to look for any injuries. After a full look over he gave you a thumbs up signifying he was ok. You smiled and returned his thumbs up with your own. Cross smiled back but it soon faded as he remembered something. "Dang it, that idiot still has my stuff!" He huffed and charged back up the porch steps into the small shared house. Again, Error avoided being run into by stepping to the side. You chuckled again. Those three were always up to stuff. You waved at Error before heading back into your house to cook up some food for lunch.

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It's been a bit since the trio left to do other stuff while you peacefully got your stuff done as well. The day was half over but time seemed to go by very slow as you waited for your homemade cookies to bake. You decided to make something nice for your neighbors since everyone seemed to be having a very dull day and you thought making them some delicious treats could brighten their spirits . You sighed, taping your finger impatiently on top of your small table. You opened a window to let out the hot air that seemed to be trapped inside. The aroma of cookies being baked filled the house and soon escaped through the window into the void. You smiled, humming little tunes as you twirled around your house in boredom. You swayed and danced around your house, soon making it into your bedroom where you dramatically fell into your soft cushy bed. Giggling at your childish acts, you sat up.