AU Sans x Reader Oneshots

Star Sanses Headcanons

Hello internet and welcome to my book of simping. 

Uh- Yeah today we are doing Star Sanses! Which include (to me) Dream, Ink, and Blueberry :D 

(I know its canon Dream and Ink aren't friends anymore but I can care less- There are two Inks, evil underverse Ink and cute Ink and I choose cute Ink.)

Now, onto the headcanons!

Dream: 

-Adorable skeleton who knows how to fight but literally doesn't know logic sometimes cause since he didn't go to school and all, he doesn't reallllyyy know how certain things work or just pure logic in general. (But that's when he was younger and less mature)

-Curious, VERY curious.

-He isn't all cinnamon roll he literally witnessed his whole entire village MURDERED, and was turned into stone for who knows how long...

-Dream, even though more mature and older definitely can still act like a little kid when he wants to. Not toddler-like, but more of just an innocent, oblivious act when he isn't all serious and stuff. 

-If he was in a relationship with you, he'd be really nervous as he doesn't know much about loving like his brother, Nightmare doesn't. Though, I believe he's probably more affectionate as time goes on. 

-Just gets you small gifts like flowers and leaves little notes for you to find while he's out on a mission or something. 

-Gives you Echoflowers with little messages whispered into them like 

"I love you"

"Have a good day today! Sorry I can't be there"

"Good morning Sunshine"

"I wish I could hug you right now"

Just cute lil' things like that :)

Ink:

-I can totally see him flirting with you on accident and doesn't realize it. 

-Loves to draw you. Seriously, when he has no idea what to draw, you're his inspiration. 

-He asks Dream and Blue a lot for advice since he also, knows nothing about loving and how to see emotions in other people. So he asks for indicators and pointers.

-If he was in a relationship with you, he'd hug you all the time, and would probably feel really lonely in the doodlesphere if you were gone. 

-So you know how he'd probably pop out of nowhere and just annoy the heck out of Error trying to have a conversation with him? I feel like one of those would be..

"Hey Error!" Ink waved at his pal which didn't really think of him as a pal back.

"What the heck do you want?!" The skeleton glitched with rage as he heard the familiar, yet annoying voice. 

"Do you think you'd ever get a soulmate?" Ink asked the destroyer as he got into a comfy position on the rocks the lined the cliffs of Outertale. The destroyer went silent. "Cause I think I just got one!  They're really cute and just a ton of fun to hang out with" he stare at the starry void above him with his own stars in his eyes as he ranted to Error who had crashed. 

(you see what I mean?- also that was half-donkeyed so uh yeah-)

-He'll have so much fun talking to you that he'll forget to drink his paint so then halfway through your conversation he's just blank. 

-He would totally rant to you about his adventures with Blue and Dream. 

Blue: 

-Is totally a cinnamon roll most of the time when he's not serious and on a mission with Dream and Ink. 

-"Cooks" you his special friendship tacos all the time. (HAHA FRIENDZONED-)

-Loves when you come to watch him train with Alphys. 

-Gets you presents that remind you of him like stuffed animals, or clothing, or flowers.

-Talks about you with Papyrus a lot.

-He calls you everyday just to check in with you and tell you he loves you. 

-Tests his puzzles on you. 

-"HUMAN! YOU LOOK AMAZING AS ALWAY- I MEAN, PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED BY THE MAGNIFICENT SANS MWEH HEH HEH HEH!" was one of his lines to you after about a month of knowing each other. 

-652 words. I had fun writing theses! If you have any sanses you would want to see headcanons of let me know in the comments! I adore these and they're easy to write so I can get them done in a day!