Aislinn: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Hongjoong: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Aislinn: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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Aislinn: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Seonghwa: Alright, what's 307x98?
Aislinn: 7
Seonghwa: That's not even close.
Aislinn: But it was fast.
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Aislinn: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Yunho: How can you still say that?
Aislinn: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Aslinn: Fuck.
Wooyoung: We've got to work on your cursing.
Aislinn: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Mingi: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Aislinn: *chugs entire bottle*
Aislinn: It's perfume.
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San: How do I deal with my enemies?
Aislinn: Kill them.
San: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Aislinn: Kill them only a little?
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Jongho: So, noona what's for dinner?
Aislinn, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Aislinn: Am I in trouble?
Hongjoong: Take a guess.
Aislinn: No?
Hongjoong: Take another guess.
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Yeosang: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Aislinn, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Aislinn: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn't notice it?
San: Stay woke monster fuckers your love is out there!
Aislinn: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
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Aislinn: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Wooyoung: Aislinn, that's a coma.
Aislinn: Sounds festive.
– – –
A random person: So what do you do?
Aislinn: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
A random person: Wow, impressive.
Aislinn: Then I'll move on to Leos.
– – –
Mingi: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Aislinn's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...
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Fanfic𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 ; 𝗗𝗠 𝗢𝗥 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 After debuting a boy group and several soloists, KQ decides there is a group of trainees who are ready to face the idol world. ❝ 9 makes 1 team! hello, we are ATEEZ! ❞ In which the first group to...
