//Implied nsfw and a lot of swear words
I updated this
Some quotes from myself, my classmates and my friends.
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"TONIGHT IT'S SEX NIGHTTTT"
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*We walk around in a park* "Jeez, I hope that plastic thing isn't a condom- I mean, who would want to do the frutifantastic in a place like this"
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"Look, when we can clone people, I'll raise your clone and you'll raise mine. Goals"
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*X does something and another classmate laughs* "What!? Do you think you're cool? Well you aren't! Hehehe"
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(The teacher):" Stop talking"
"What?! I'm not talking to anyone. I'm not friends with anyone here. Do you not want me to make friends!?"
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"X said he hates everyone in this class. Honestly, I don't really think anyone here cares"
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"Everyone is talking about this class and your bad behavior!"
"Wait they are?? Are we popular??"
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*Classmate's pencilcase falls*
"Your pencilcase fell"
"Your pencilcase fell"
"Your pencilcase fell"
"My pencilcase fell"
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"I don't know if it's true, I don't know if it's not, but I'm gonna believe it anyway"
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"I'd love to raise Brian May's clone because it would be like
-K child play some guitar
-But mom I wanna be a dentist
-plAY THE FUCKING GUITAR BRIAN MAY"
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"I'm so high I can see the stars <3"
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"Okay, so hook me up with your cousin,"*realizes he's straight*"preferably a girl"
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(Teacher) "I bet you had a bad time last year in quarantine. X, how was your quarantine?"
"Mine? Well it was good. Like really good. Not gonna lie, probably the best year of my life"
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"Jeez we're such nerds. Anyway look at my wrist, my skin is so pale you can see my veins"
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"X: We have to study the cloning process for the exam right?
Y:Yea
X: Okay
Y: Go to Carrefour you slut"
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"The principal in panties
This is my face when
The principal in panties"
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"I mean I doubt I can dance, I have the same coordination as a boiled shrimp"
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"Yea so I kept the bee, I thought it was like, that kind that doesn't sting. Then I realized that her kind can indeed sting, she just hadn't stung me yet"
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"She gave us a difficult exam, let's give her flat tires. It's fair"
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"No teacher, I wasn't talking"
*Clasmate that sits behind him*"He wasn't talking"
"I have a witness"
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"I got to the conclusion that Spain will get extinct, and will be replaced with the fantabulous world of happiness and sunflowers"
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"I'm sure Jesus was a communist"
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"Jesus Christ was a very smart guy"
*Whispers*"Because he was a communist"
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*Teacher* "X, are you left-wing or right-wing?"
"I'm neither, I am how everyone should be!"
"You know, that's a thing right-wingers say"
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"Man, X is kinda ripped. No doubt why he always has good grades in PE"
"He's like,, you know when the biology teacher showed us a buff cow? That's him"
(We call him buff cow since that moment)
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That's it, try to guess which ones were said by me
Bye beauties :]
