Oh well
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"There are things that don't exist"
-Biology teacher
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"Well, in this chapter called 'History of Earth' we're gonna learn about history of Earth."
-Biology teacher
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"So you look at all the people that reunited there and ask yourself, how were they convinced to go there? Where are the drugs??"
-History teacher
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"If you have a group of sheep and one of them runs away, the whole group will follow the one who ran away. Everyone follows Vincent."
-Biology teacher
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"-But like, do you have any proof that dinosaurs existed? I'm not saying it's a myth but I don't really believe it
-What the fuck dude, you haven't watched Jurassic Park??"
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"Isaac Newton is a social construct"
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*It's World War II and Russians and British are trying to beat Germans*
"-Пока не бросайте бомбы
-The fuck is this dude saying?? Look I'm gonna throw the bombs already, fuck the russians, they should have hired a translator"
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"So like, he doesn't care, he's dead they bring him flowers every day"
-History teacher
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*A bug flies away*
*Gasp* "It's returning to its country"
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"-Yeah so the teacher didn't come to class today
-YASSS ANARCHYYYY"
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"Having a beak doesn't make me a bird, dude"
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"Let's get started because if we don't start then we don't start"
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"There are a couple of theories about Hitler's death. For example, people claim to have seen him having a coffee in Argentina"
-History teacher
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"-Here you can see fossils that have been discovered recently.
-I don't see the Queen of England"
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What's your thing with exams? Are they your hobby? Your passion???
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Cretaceous, talk to me or are you a socioeconomic construct part of the New Deal to confront Leninian Stalinism led by wine and oil in the Precambrian, where we find fossils like the Queen of England please I'm very lonely like van gogh but he died and I didn't because I am a free soul and I do not take my life away, which is what everyone shouldn't do, and also I'm hungry which is horrible because van gogh was hungry and he also had eyes and me too and sometimes I close them and I don't see anything and that's my world without you oh no that sounds good homosexual well anyway you know the drip sis.
-An email I sent
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"I'm against both bullfighting and killing people"
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"*Teacher*: Hey wanna see a pic of my son?
*Classmate*: No"
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"My grandma used to disinfect cuts using whiskey"
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Cool
Bye beauties
