Those of you still sticking around, i truly don't really deserve it but here we are again, another addition to DMRTDMLS. And this is dedicated to my best friend Ally for making me feel up to writing again.
In my absence, i'm sure i havent gotten any better with my writing but here go's nothing...
Ok so i don't actually have anything writen for DMRTDMLS So this is going to consist of a very frustrating conversation i had over text message With my boyfriend, who does not know about my serious lpve for harry potter, And this was a conversation about harry potter so it fits well enough with this story, but the legitimate update will be coming soon though.
BF: So whats up
Me:I'm watching Harry Potter
BF: Oh which one
Me: the Sorcerers Stone
BF: Which ones that again?
(And heres where i knew i would not be having an enjoyable conversation)
Me: The first one. The very first one.
BF: ohhh thats the one wit the snake right?
Me: No. Thats the second one.
BF: ohhh the first ones with that guy with the stutter.
Me: Yes!
BF: Ok
Me: I'd be a badass wizard...witch whatever
BF: Oh so your a guy then?
Me: WHAT?! NO I HAVE BOOBS AND EVERYTHING
BF: okok so what house would you be in?
( and there i had a sigh of relief, perhaps there was still hope)
Me: Um...Probably a Slytherin or Gryffidor wbu
BF: Slytherins the green one right?
(And heres where i went there is no hope.)
Me:Yes.....
BF: oh well id be a gryffindor like a g with m bro harry potter
(And heres where i had one of those i hate everything moments)
Me: oh ya well ill be with draco because who doesnt love a ferret
BF: whos draco?
( anddds i died.)
Me: THE BLONDE ONE!
BF: Ohhhhhhhhhh
Me: Ya.
BF: Well ill still b castin spells like a boss with harry potter
Me: sureeee
BF: I wonder what they call hermiones bro hoes...
Me: Wait what.
BF_ hermiones bro hoes
Me: im not even going to have this conversation with you.
BF: hey do you ever wonder why they have british accents
Me: because they can
BF: well like youd think at a school like that there would b more than just british kids like where are all the amerocan wizards
Me: well theres different schools Hogwarts is the one for british pretty much
BF: but why are they all british?
And that is my highlg inedumacated boyfriend killing me with lack of knowledge.
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Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
