Malfoy.
Go F**k yourself.
Now.
Seriously.
I mean it.
Maybe you'll find your wand.
...Now, since you apparently HAVE no wand...
READ STORY!
"NO! THERE IS NOW WAY THAT I'M READING A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY FATHER!"
"BUT DOBBYS YOUR FATHER SO ITS TO LATE!"
"WHAT?!"
"YOUR A FUCKING ELF!"
"...." -_-
"Read the story. NOW!"
"mummble"
"What?"
"Nothing..."
~After story~
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH WERES MY DAMN WAND!"
"IN HERMIONES BRAS!"
"...U suck."
"No, You do. You suck WANDS! HEHE"
"I WANT MY DAMN WAND!"
"That was a terrible thing to say after what i just did..."
"I WANT MY WAND!"
"THEN GO REACH UP VOLDEMORTS ASS!"
"What...?"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
"No..Wait...What?!"
"CHICKEN POT PIE!"
"WHAT?!"
"DO THEY PUT POT IN IT?!"
"WHAT!? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"
"INNOCENT CHILDREN EAT CHICKEN POT PIE!"
"YOU LITTLE-"
"NEXT UP! DRACO AND BELLATRIX!"
"WHAT?!-"
"BEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
YOU ARE READING
Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
