MMk...This is to see if Draco can survive a Edward Cullen and Draco Malfoy love story...
Most likely I'm gunna die.
At least he hasnt founfdhis wand yet.
Well, lets go read about Dracos reaction...
TO EDWARD CULLENS AFFAIR WITH HIM!
"Kristina."
"Draco?"
"THERE IS NO BLOODY WAY I'M READING ABOUT ME AND A SPARKILING FAIRY PRINCESS!"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Yes."
"HAH! I WIN! READ THE GODDAMN STORY!"
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKING WAND!"
"Guess."
-_-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Middle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"THAT GOD DAMN FAIRY PRINCESS WAS THE GAY ASS HUFFLEPUFF?!"
"Yes. He faked his death because his life sucks, and then turned into a sparkiling fairy princess!"
"What.The.Hell."
"ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD BUT NOW-"
"SHUT UP AND I'LL READ THE REST!"
"OK!"
*facepalm*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I CANNOT GET PREGNAT! IM A GUY!"
"Well...You did lose your wand.."
"Kristina."
"Malfoy?"
"I hate you."
"You've said that."
"Yes, and now I'm saying it again!"
"YOU STUPID GAY BANANA!"
"What?"
"YOU DAMN PREGNAT DONUT HOLE!"
"WHAT?!?!"
"DIRTY SNOWBALL!"
"What?!"
"Your stripper name is Dirty Snowball."
"WHAT?!"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
"WHAT?!"
"HARRY POTTER!"
"What?!"
"DANIEL RADCLIFFE!"
"WHAT?!"
"TOM FELTON!"
"WHAT-"
"YELLOW PLATAPUS!"
"...."
"Hehe...."
"You suck."
"No u suck...Bananas!"
*facepalm*
"NEXT TIME IS A SUPRISE!":O
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Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
