Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys

Draco/Pansy...And I don't mean a story.

Ok, I really love you guys!

But I have some SERIOUS writers block on this...

IM SO SORRY!

I've been trying to write something funny,

but it comes out bad.

Soooo the uploads will be less and less.

ALSO! Since I started school.

That may be why...

ANYWAYS!

Draco/Pansy...And I don't mean a story.

"Fine."

"What, no fight?"

"No, because I figure if I give no reaction, you'll stop."

"Fine then. I'm going to find the most vile one possible!"

about 1 day later...

"Oh Drakey Poo!"

"This can't be good..."

"For you its not.

For me, it is."

He then clamped his eyes shut.

"Honestly Draco...DOBBY!"

I called out and Dobby showed up.

"Not the stinky man again. Dobby doesn't like the stinky man...."

"And I don't like tacos, yet I eat them. I need you to ductape his eyes open."

"Yes Miss!"

...

MWAHAHAH!

"COME ON KRISTINA! THIS HURTS!

"TO BAD YOU BANANA TACO! READ!"

"GIVE ME MY GODDAMN WAND!"

"Dobby, ductape him to the chair please."

"With plesure Miss."

He did as he was told.

"YOU CANT DO THIS YOU CANT!"

"Dobby, his mouth to please."

"NO! NO! NO! GIVE ME MY WAN-"

I took his wand out of my back pocket.

"Looking for this."

I waved it infront of his face.

"Take it."

I smirked and dropped it in his lap.

"There. You have your wand."

If his eyes werent ductaped he would be glaring.

Then, Parkinson came in...

Oh this should be good...

"Hey Pansy!"

I said smiling.

"There my wittle Drakeypoo is!"

"He wants a lap dance."

I didn't think his eyes could get any wider.

But they did.

and he furousiously shook his head no....

Sucks for him...

I bet he wishes he wouldnt of been so stubborn now....

I walked leaving Parkinson to her...Blondie...