Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys

Dracos Capture.

HOLY SHITBALLS GUYS!

Your positive reaction to my excuses was overwhelming, and made me so happy I may or may not have cried a bit. I just want to thank everyone! For being more amazing than a butt poking pegacorn named Henry. (And Henrys more fabulous than a drag queen...So...)

So, This ones a bit different, because first I had to GET Draco. And oh dear was it difficult, but I figured why not give you a little sneak peak on how I kiddnap everyones blonde dreamboy. But I couldn't of done it without my Magic Pegacorn. Henry. He likes butts.

HERES YOUR DRACO THING WHERE I DO THE THING. SO YEAH HERES A THING.

Dracos Capture.

"So...I heard you lost your magic wand again."

"Excuse me? How the hell did you get back in here...AGAIN?!" Draco says a terrified gleam of 'Oh FUCK' in his eyes

"I watch alot of shows involving breaking and entering Dexter, Supernatural, hell even Doctor Who and Harry Potter!"

"Harry Potter is not a bloody show you fucking terrifying muggle- Oh ALRIGHT. 'Muggle-Born-Squib.' This building litteraly has locks everywhere!"

"Psh, not really Mr. Sparkles-OH! BY THE WAY I found a Pegacorn!"

"Pegacorns arent Bloody Real! AND YES REALLY. Remember! YOU managed to get me locked up in a fucking Asylum! Honestly, your the one who should be in here-NOT ME. I NEVER DID ANYTHING."

"...You lost your wand up Voldemorts ass. AND HENRY IS REAL YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKING FUCKWAD! Hes my best friend! AND ANYWAYS, the whole Asylum thing, been there, done that, Hell I would say got a hat, but I didn't. Just socks. ANYHOW!" *Kristinas face turns into an evil derp.*

"Its...Time."

"NO! NOT AGAIN!"

"Either fucking go with it or its a repeat of last time when I had you turned into a mouse. I don't believe you liked that to much did you?"

Psh, like I gave him a chance to enter.

"HENRY! GET YOUR 3 HORNED ASS OVER HERE!"

"I thought you said he was a pegacorn....That would entitle more than three horns you bloody muggle." *Squirts draco with a squirt bottle.*

"What the bloody hell was that?!"

"Prune Juice. DON'T FUCKING JUDGE HENRY. IT WASN'T HER CHOICE TO BE BORN WITH 3 HORNS!"

"She...But...Henry? And That WOULD NOT QUALIFY AS A BLOODY PEGACORN! FACE IT-OH! WHAT THE- OH SHIT OW OW OW."

"Good Boy Henry!" I said smiling at the pain Draco was now experienceing in his left-sorry no RIGHT-left? Right? Both? Eh I don't know, one of his buttcheeks. Then he fainted.

Pegacorns horns have magic poision shit in it, knocks you the fuck out. 3 Horns or not, I love my Pegacorn.