Ok, so my amazing batches! I want to do something incredibly smexily hilariously awsome. But I can't do it alone! To all the people who have twitters and havent given up on me, tweet the link to this story to Tom Felton, cuz I want to
A. Make him terrified of me
B.Laugh
C.Tramatize him for life
D.Or make him go blind from my awsomness!
KAY! SO DO DAT PWEASE!!!!!! And now, it is time for another Dracos Reactions! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
*crickets chirping*
you guys are no fun...
"HEY DRACO!WAKE UP FATTY!"
"Wha...HOW DID YOU GET ME BACK HERE?!"
"We've already had this conversation, I am a fucking sexy ass ninja...."
"Keep telling yourself that you-"
"LALALALLA"
"What are you-"
"DID YOU KNOW AVACADOS ARE FRUIT AND NOT A VEGTABLE?!"
"Um yea..."
"oh...DID YOU KNOW CONNETICUTS A STATE NOT A TOWN!"
"What are you-"
"FINE! I GIVE UP! YOU STUPID NUGGET BATCH FACE!"
"OH again with the batch thing?"
"YES! NOW HERES YOUR STORY!"
"NO! YOU SAID I COULD GET A BREAK YOU STUPID FILTHY MUGGLE!"
"We've had this conversation also, im not a muggle, just a muggleborn squib. MUGGLE BORN FUCKING SQUIB BATCH! NOW READ! CUZ I LIES! YOU HAVE TO! Or people will get very pissed off at me...HAH!"
"NOOOO-":
"-Draco protested."
O.o
~After a Draco/Tonks story~
"Oooohh Draco you sure did whomp her willow!"
"What...was...that..."
"Your wand entering her chamber of secrets."
"Thats DISCUSTING!"
"DRACO! YOU DIRTY MINDED FOOL!"
"Wha-"
"I cant make cookies."
"Wher-"
"Its my greatest life struggle."
"What the fucking hell are you-"
"BYEEEE! SEE YALL NEXT TIME AHAHAH A DUR!"
So ya...this took way to long for me to publish...IM SO SO SORRY! Ive been really busy though. But anyways! Hope you enjoyed! I WILL BE UPLOADING ANOTHER PART TONIGHT!
And dearest Ally, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
YOU ARE READING
Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
