Ok so basically, i totally miss this story.
I did say I may randomly update it with random things
and here you go randomly updated.
Basically I was going through all my old comments and HOLY SHITBALLS GUYS I WAS CRYING LIKE YOU ARE SOOOOO NICE TO ME LIKE I DONT EVEN GET IT. IM A FUCKING BITCH! OR BATCH! OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BATCH! THIS HURTSSSSSSSSS!
WOW IM EMOTIONAL TODAY!
Anyways I came up with an idea of Draco/Sirius...But in dog form. And doggy style- GOD KRISTINA NO NEED FOR THE DIRTY!
Here we go then! A little added extra, Draco/Sirius starts now...ACTION!
"I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE! NO! NO! I REFUSE TO READ ANOTHER STORY EVER AGAIN!"
"BUT DRAKIEKINNS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND...YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! Mwhaahahahahhah!" I smiled at the blonde babboon ape monkey fatass-you get the idea.
"AND WHY THE HELL NOT!"
"CAUSE I GOT YOUR WAND AGAIN! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING TURTLE RAPIST!"
"What?"
"Fine then how about turtle rappist."
"That doesn't even make sense.."
"SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! BOO YOU WHORE!"
"Wha-"
"READ YOU FUCKING WHORE TURTLE RAPPIST!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WITH A DOG! A BLOODY DOG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Ah yes sounds of screams from Draco. How lovely. Lalalalalallala"
"KRISTINA THIS IS NOT...JUST....SO WRONG! HOW WOULD THAT EVEN HAPPEN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Drakiekinns is your ass to tight for-"
"SHUT UP!"
"SAY IT AGAIN ILL BREAK YOUR WAND!"
"WHERE IS MY WAND?!"
"WITH MY MAGIC TURTLE WITH HIS BIG ASS PIMPIN CHAIN WITH A CLOCK ON IT AND HIS TATTOO ON HIS WEE WEE AND HIS MOWHAWK WITH BEARD HES A BADASS TURTLE NAMED COSMO BECAUSE THAT OBVIOUSLY MAKES HIM A FAIRY!"
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!"
"YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE! AND WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT HIS SIDEKICK, NANCY THE PROSTITUTE TIME TRAVELING PENGUIN!"
"I give up."
"Did I tell you Cosmo can travel through time?"
YOU ARE READING
Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
