Ok, so Draco malfoy, you fail.
At Life.
I usually hate the word fail but there is no other way to say it.
*points finger at Draco* FAILURE!
YOU DIE!
YOUR DADDY DIDN'T EVEN COME TO LOVE YOU!
And. Dobby, is your father!
(Watch a very potter musical, you shall not regret it.)
And most importantly....
YOU SMELL BAD!
"I DONT CARE IF YOUR ALREADY TRAMATIZED! YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT!"
"WHERES MY DAMN WAND!?"
"HOPEFULLY IN YOUR PANTS! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT!" (lies...JK JK!)
the expression he gave: O.O
"...Um..."
"TIME TO READ A STORY!
Mwahahahaha me and my evil minipulative ways.
-Halfway through.-
"NO! DON'T MAKE ME READ ANYMORE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE!!! IM BEGGING!"
"DONT MAKE ME HAVE ANOTHER AWKWARD WAND COVERSATION WITH YOU MISTER!"
"BUT I DONT WANT TO READ IT-"
"Did you know, that you need to protect your wand from Hogwarts when you slytherin someones Chamber of Secrets."
O_O
"READ! NOW!"
~After story~
"..................................................."O.O
"..................................................." O.O
"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We both yelled.
" EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW" Draco Said
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" i continued.
"HA! WHOS FREAKING OUT-EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
I stand up "You".
"Wha-But-But you just..But..."
"HA! ACTING! MWAHAHAHA! Although that was rather discusting."
"WHERE IS MY WAND!"
"....Up Voldemorts ass...."
"UGH!
"NEXT TIME WE SHALL BE HAVING Draco/Lucius! WOOHOO! xD
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Draco Malfoy's Reaction to Draco Malfoy Love Storys
FanfictionI got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
